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yawnversation 

1. The process of yawning while speaking, which transforms both the accent and the language itself into something unbelievably hard to understand for a brief moment in time. Caused by the inability to close one's mouth, a mandatory technique in speech.

2. A phenomenon that occurs in every language of human society. Involves continuation of speech during a yawn, which disables the speaker from closing their mouths making what they say difficult to understand, usually lasts only a second or two. Facial contortions and saliva spraying may simultaneously occur.
Jim: Hey you look really tired, where are you coming from?

Sally: I was at over at the grocery store and, wahh owahh heyahh ahhh (yawning) happened.. Excuse me... and then like....

Jim: Wait Whaat? There was like a 2 second yawnversation in there
yawnversation by nash6667 February 16, 2010
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manversation

A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006

Manversation

The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.
Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D

Rouglhy translated as

Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"

Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"

Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"

Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"

That's a manversation
Manversation by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009

yawnversation 

A yawn performed when you are talking to someone who tries to conceal their fatigue by yawning with their mouth closed. Akward facial contortions are a dead give-away to a yawnversation.
Non-yawner: "...so i said, fine, i'll work your shift, but she's all like, no forget it..."
Yawnversation-er:(silence accompanied by eye squinting, scowling and the jutting out of the chin)
yawnversation by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Manversation

1. When two close man friends discuss woman, relationships, etc.
2. An intellectual and meaningful conversation between two men
Guy 1: "Me and Paul just had a great manversation at the park"
Guy 2: "Did you talk about your girlfriend?"
Manversation by B Rose June 11, 2010

manversation

Two heterosexual dudes having a serious/heart to heart conversation
Jonny: hey where's Keith? Hes up in beer pong.
Dan: I think hes on the porch having a manversation with Zack.
manversation by liemaker June 27, 2010

yapversation 

From yap and conversation

1. When two or more people are having (a) useless talk(s) that at long last won't have a positive impact and is usually full of jokes or loud noises and crude talks.
Anyone can yapversate.
2. Unserious talk.
1. Dude, she came to have a serious talk with you but you spent the whole date yapversating.
2. The meeting today was full of yapversation.