Urban Dictionary: yanking your sausage

1.	Playing Jack In The Box
	Jacking Off The Act Of Jacking Off While Think Of A Male Friend. Kyle Was Playing Jack In The Box While Thinking Of Dave! buy playing jack in the box mugs & shirts jacking off cumming yanking your sausage beating your meat masturbation by Claudacious Sep 10, 2006 add a video
2.	Buffing it out
	The act of buffing it out involves a long hot shower, and yanking on your sausage. It's best to provide a squeegee so the next shower user doesn't need to deal with your pearl buttons. He spent so much time buffing it out in the shower his room mate was late to work. buy buffing it out mugs & shirts buff it out beating it out buffing it hard buffing it till it shines buf it out by buffman420 Jul 25, 2009 add a video
3.	masturbate
	to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind. buy masturbate mugs & shirts bashing the candle bleeding the weasel bleedin the weed buffing the banana bopping the baloney burping the worm choking the chicken cleaning your rifle corking the bat cranking the shank cuffing the carrot fisting your mister flogging your dog floggin the frog flogging the hog flogging the log flute solo jerkin'the gherkin looping the mule manual override painting the pickle pocket pinball pocket pool polishing the banister polishing the rocket pounding your flounder pumping the python roping the pony spanking the monkey teasing the weasel tossing the turkey walking the dog whipping the willy wonking your cronker yanking the crank jingling the change beat it beat off jack off whack off whack it jack it wank wank off crank one out twist one off beat the meat pump the porpoise bejizza petting the weasel pinch the one-eyed snake flog the dolphin whittle the woodblock beat the bishop slap the salami spank the dolphin pull the pork polish one’s gun shine the silver to smack little johnny behind his german helmet and purple bulbous ear do the five knuckle shuffle have a date with jill beat around the bush flick the sausage punch the purple ninja juice the snake peel the banana milk the cow squeeze the purple-headed yogurt-slinger slap the monkey tame the dragon go bowling be oneself hit a homerun in the homefield shimmy up and down the pole of love initiate the saturn v turn on the sprinklers turn on the love hose punch the clown in the nose tweek the deek hit the dick tallywhack soil the kleenex smother the hanky tootin’ your horn fighting the purple helmet warrior rubbing the one-eyed snake committing spermicide taking your turn at the self-serve station fishing with your zipper trout beating the shit out of your midget friend makin’ mayo polishing the family jewels test-firing the old meat missile put some mayonnaise on the knuckle sandwich shake hands with uncle dick grease the rod squash the bug shake hands with your penis squeeze the éclair fuck oneself awaken the slumbering giant flick the dick practice ju-dick-su train oneself in kung-penis play one’s oboe rob the sperm bank make your elephant laugh so hard that he squirts milk out his trunk to cockadoodledoo make your worm sneeze visit the fountain of youth spray the butter spray the cool-whip get your smack on smack it smack off pump the hydrant evacuate one’s testicles practice stick-shift cuff the duke fly the airplane shift gears pull the goalie hand shandy saying hi to madame palm and her five lovely sisters fire one’s death star throwing the javelin taming the one-eyed ogre one-hand solo shaking hands with mr. happy tuning the fork playing the ace wack the weasel and tug the tortoise by Skeet Masta May 8, 2006 add a video