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1. Playing Jack In The Box
Jacking Off
The Act Of Jacking Off While Think Of A Male Friend.
Kyle Was Playing Jack In The Box While Thinking Of Dave!
2. Buffing it out
The act of buffing it out involves a long hot shower, and yanking on your sausage. It's best to provide a squeegee so the next shower user doesn't need to deal with your pearl buttons.
He spent so much time buffing it out in the shower his room mate was late to work.
3. masturbate
to pleasure oneself; to extract semen manually
Today Johnny wanted to masturbate, but was worried that his mother would catch him and tell him that he would go blind.
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