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29.
a stupid MLB team that buys its world series and has players that if they get hit by the ball they cry and piss their pants to the ref.
n.

Dude #1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious?
Dude #2: Of course thats what the team always does.

v.

Dude #1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory
Dude #2: i know thats the only reason they won.
by lt.noah February 04, 2010
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30.
A group of people that I can honestly say I am, in fact, not jealous of. They seem to be perfectly willing to display their desperation for material possessions and total lack of self-confidence in that they need to fabricate it by way of owning big things to attract your attention away from their small package, which was most likely caused by the steroids many of them use.

And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.

Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.
The Yankees may have won more championships, but they're also brilliant choke artists. Man it's fun watching people hop on and off the bandwagon on a game-to-game basis based on if ARod can very gayly knock a ball out of a baseman's hand and expect it to work or not.
by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 11, 2010
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31.
A baseball team that, to anyone living east of New York, sucks.
Person from NY: Go Yankees!
person from MA: Retard! Yankees suck!
by Vivi1996 July 04, 2009
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32.
A Major League Baseball team from the city of New York. If you took all of the money that the yankee players make in one year it could choke a whale, however derek jeter could comfortably deep throat the wad of cash, and alex rodriguez at the same time. Bitter Yankee "fans" (who only like the yankees when they win) constantly say things like "Big Deal the red sox won ONE world series in 86 years we've won 26!" which translates from their native language of retarded to the english: "Im so fucking bitter because my team sucks balls now, I wish I never moved to new york from kansas and pretended I was always a yankees fan" Naturally they are jelous that Red Sox fans have consistantly stood by their team their entire lives, and actually enjoy winning a world series because they yankees rings mean nothing due to the fact that george steinbrenner bought their championships.
Red Sox Fan: WE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES I CAN DIE HAPPY!

Yankees Fan: The yankees have won 26 world series', the red sox have only won once since 1918 ::insert 20 more minutes of useless bragging that means nothing because the sox won THIS year::

Red Sox Fan: Dude, I wasn't even talking to you, shut your filthy yankee mouth.
by OTC Original Tavern Crew May 18, 2005
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33.
The New York Yankees are a professional baseball team based in the borough of the Bronx, in New York City, New York and are a member of Major League Baseball's American League East Division. One of the American League's eight charter franchises, the club was founded in Baltimore, Maryland in 1901 as the Baltimore Orioles, and moved to New York City in 1903, becoming known as the New York Highlanders before being officially renamed the "Yankees" in 1913.3 From 1923 to 2008, the Yankees' home ballpark was Yankee Stadium, one of the world's most famous sports venues. In 2009, they moved into a new stadium, also called "Yankee Stadium"
I'm going to watch the watch the Yankees kick some ass.
by yourmomisfat November 04, 2009
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34.
A people who migrate to the south because there are more jobs, a stronger economy, better food, and better weather. They also insist on bringing their loud, rude, arrogant, ways with them all the while complaining that home was so much better. They are in a perpetual frantic rush. They talk very fast. They refuse to assimilate to southern culture but expect southerners to do things their way. They are horrible drivers. They do not give firm hand shakes. In the North eye contact is considered a threat.They find the word "Ya'll" offensive but use the word "Youse" in the exact same context. They are tacky dressers. Women have teased hair and outfits that southerners let go of in the 80's. Men rarely open doors for women. Men wear gold jewelry, loafers, and slacks but look down on southerners for wearing boots and jeans. They don't want to live in the South for fear of being "Land-Locked" but many don't swim. They hate Country music because they have no idea what Real Country Music is. Yankees think pick-up trucks and those that drive them are ignorant. They can't conceive that some one might want to drive a pick-up simply because they don't want to drive a car. They don't know that traditionally the term "Red Neck" is a compliment. They don't know the difference between a Red Neck, White Trash, and a Good Ol' Boy or which one a Guido is closely related to. There is no such thing as Northern pride and therefore they can't even begin to understand Southern pride.
Did you see that guy tailgating me at 90 miles an hour? He drives like a Yankee.
by L612 February 24, 2010
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35.
(n.) A deregatory term for English colonists coined by the original Dutch settlers of New York. It is derived from the Dutch words "yan" - meaning "bumbling losers" - and "kee" - meaning "grossly overpaid."
Dutch Settler: Look at those foolish Yankees! They can't even field a ground ball!
by davethedivine March 21, 2006
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