The Yankees are a baseball team from New York with a fair weather fan base. When Red Sox and Yankees fans get into fights, the latter will often pull out one of these, "Yeah? Well we have 26 titles," or "You guys only have one in the last 86 years."

What both sides often fail to recognize is that the Yankees have set a new record for payroll at 205 million dollars ( that's $205,000,000) The Red Sox payroll is 130 million dollars, which is 75 million dollars less.

This monumental sum of money has given rise to the nickname "the evil empire,"
which can be used in place of the yankees in any context.

Obviously, the difference in titles has a direct correlation with how much cash rich fuckface owner George Steinbrenner pisses away on little shitbags like Alex Rodriguez.

Let's talk about the great A-Rod for a while. Christened "Slappy" after his dirty attempt to cheat in the ALCS, this A-hole will be earning 25.7 million dollars in the 2005 baseball season. Apparently, A-Rod does not care much for the game, he just wants to reach base more often in order to increase his next years salary.

I would also like to point out that Jason Giambi, who will be making 13,428,571 and is a former American League MVP admitted to a grand jury that he had injected himself with steroids. This confession comes in the face of new and tougher steroid screening and after he had previously denied to ever using them.

It should also be noted that the Yankees made history in the 2004 ALCS by becoming the first ever team to lose a series after winning the first three. The Yankees fell to the Red Sox 4-3 after an 0-3 start. This choke gave rise to the nickname the biggest chokers in history .

I would also like to add that Yankees fans are the worst, most fair weather fans in the league. But if you ask them, they would say with their noses stuck high in the air, "Hmph. Well, we have 26 titles. So there!"

At least we Red Sox fans get it.
Fred - "I am from Yugoslavia. I do not need to know anything about baseball to know that the Yankees suck."

Fans from all other teams (Sox, Mets, etc.) - Right on, Fred.
by jar March 23, 2005
The best team ever....from NYC.
The team everyone likes to diss saying OMFG you lost 4-3. A FOUR GAME SKID!!! Guess what you stupid Boston Jews, you were on a fuckin 86 year skid! Pedro must love the big apple now! So what, you guys gonna try and not win for 186 years? You're whole pitching staff just went to the Mets.
by PEDRO LEFT!!! March 09, 2005
the overall best team in the whole entire world well if you are talking about baseball that is unless ur a dumb butt but if your not then you are awesome like the yankees
eric is going to play on the yankees he is also going to play 2nd base with them and go to the hall of fame
by eric March 01, 2005
The greatest team any sport has ever seen. Also known as the Evil Empire.
On the 7th Day, God created the Yankees
by Derek Jeter April 13, 2004
another word for a cocky person who thinks they are the shit when in reality, no one likes them.
alex: "hey brittany!"
brittany: "hey bitch! cute outfit!" (inside she is thinking ''what a fugly outfit!)
alex: "thank you!"
katie: "eww you like her?"
alex: "are you kidding me?! no! she is such a yankee!"
by the big bambeeno October 14, 2009
best team and won most world championships in any sports franchise
the yankees are amazing
by matthew613 April 29, 2007
26 world championships, most in mlb history and oh yeah they didn’t lose 22-0 to Toronto it was Cleveland but we still are a better team then the red sox.
Derek Jeter- Best Yankee Ever! The yankees are the greatest ever, 2001 even though we didnt win the world series we still had a great time.

by gregster December 22, 2005

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