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28.
A total douche bag who is from (typically) new york. They are rude people and all they give a shit about is money. They could care less about anything important in this world except from themselves and they aren't important at all considering NY is so full of these pricks that if one dies theres always a backup for his sorry ass.

1. Yankees hate the south from birth for no reason at all but they move down here and bother us all with their stuck-up asses and act like they all of a sudden own the place.

2. You can never have fun with a yankee because they are such uptight sons of bitches that anything you try to do with them besides watch a mafia movie or argue with them about stupid shit like how southerners are such rednecks they will always complain about something, even the tiniest thing.

3. Yankees are known for their repulsive attitudes and characteristics such as bitching about stuff that should not be bitched about.

4. a typical yank will try to cause a problem with anybody for no reason at all, especially a southerner.

5. Yankees are hypocritical people.
1. A yankee family just moves into a southern Georgia neighborhood, father and mother are lawyers and kids are typical yankee kids, who play video games and watch mafia movies all day spoiled as hell who have never been outdoors. At first site of anybody outdoors they consider them a 'dirty redneck' and they consider anybody who doesn't take a shower 3 times a day a dirty person. They criticize everybody in the neighborhood for not having perfect 50 dollar haircuts and almost despise daily clothing (jeans and a white shirt) and consider anybody who doesn't wear a 3 piece suit every day an unemployed or low-class redneck.

2. Hey man come back out here let me show you my garden. Yankee: "Man I don't wanna get my new shoes dirty even tho I got 12 other pairs at home and buy more every week for no fucking reason at all".

A yankee family at the beach. "Yo pop check out this wata, its all salty and shit I ain't gettin in dis fuckin wata, this shit is freezin."

3. A bunch of yankees had their phone line knocked out because of a thunderstorm. In NY where they belong they would go 'oh powers out again' because it always happens in that big cesspool of douchebags they call nyc but in the south they will automatically go crazy and blame it on the stupid redneck engineers and how they don't know how to properly construct phone lines. They will talk as if they could do it themselves but the first thing they do is pick up their cell phones and call the phone company cursing them out in their annoying sqwaking accents saying 'whats wrong with you guys ya dont know how to fix a phoneline? We just moved and and the first thing that happens is the fuckin power goes out what dont you know how to properly place phonlines or somethin ya morons? Huh? Ya stupid dumbass how much is it gonna cost me to get this fixed...ridiculous". They act as if they are the only ones in the neighborhood who lost power and they treat the people as if we all conspired to have their phone line or whatever the fuck it is that they are bellyaching about to piss them off.

4. My family was coming out of an iHop one time up in NY when we took a summer vacation. Some yank opened the door for us and my father said thank you but the guy didn't hear him so he went off on us like a fucking asshole. He started cussing and asking us a million questions at a time like all yankees do when they get angry and we're just like what the fuck is your problem. He was saying 'what don't ya fuckin know how to say thank you? Huh? Ya fuckin asswipe I hate people like you'. Typical asshole yankee.

5. A yankee will drive down the road and if someone cuts him off he will start yelling and honking his horn, after the 'asshole who cut him off' has gone on they will talk to themselves or their family about it for the rest of the car ride, even if its a 6 hour trip to VA Beach. They'll say shit like "what a fucking asshole cant ya see Im driving here you asshole? You got a fucking problem with my driving huh? These fucking hicks in the south cant drive for shit". At that same moment they will cut somebody else off and when that car honks their horn at the yanks they will start screaming at them saying 'what the fuck asshole dont ya know how to drive! Cant ya see Im turning here asswipe!?". Assholes they are the lot of them, and by the way, if you ever see a tag from NY on the road, get the fuck away from him. You will either a: Suffer from road rage because of his moronic driving or
b: Get killed in a car crash because they have no idea how to drive whatsoever.


And if you ever have a yankee move in next to you, don't try to befriend them. They love their privacy because once again they are unsocial assholes who work all day and make a bunch of money for no reason at all. I know a yank and he told me he thought the reason yankees don't like southerners is because 'they are too personal. Its like they wanna know my fucking family when we move in and we want our privacy damn rednecks leave us alone". I told him it was called being friendly but I guess he didnt get the concept. Typical stupid yank :)
by Annoyed of yankee bastards August 02, 2008
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a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.

the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod.

the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly.

yankee games are also boring to watch.

Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it?
Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game!

Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports.
Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good!
Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down!
Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned!

Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek?
Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately.......
Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary?
Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball!
Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary?
Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo!
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh February 06, 2007
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51.
An arrogant, dickhead, stuck up liberal from New England.
fuckthesouth dot com was made by the typical Yankee I describe above. Southerners are the only true Americans. We're laid back, friendly, and we don't give a shit about politics. And we don't like our hard earned money to be thrown away to crack addicts. The only reason we don't like Yankees, is because their rude. Also, The South is the most visited place in the USA. Not up there in New England. (Louisiana is the 2nd most visited state by tourists, and Florida is 3rd. Look it up sometime.)
by I Heart Grunge April 24, 2006
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52.
The best fucking team in sports history. Everyone is jealous of the yankees cause they get the players and kick everyones ass every year. You are all just jealous.
The YANKEES WIN all the time and completely dominate.
by Chris March 02, 2005
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53.
The New York Yankees are by far the bset team in baseball, and always will be. Long after "$teinbrener" is dead they will still have the best franchise. QUIT HATIN MAN
-26 titles
-team of All-Stars
::you know if you had that much money you'd spend it too::
by Die Hard NY Fan July 15, 2004
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54.
Bay area word for stupid doo-doo hyphy
Things was going good at th' club and niggas went yankee!
by Princess Nia December 28, 2010
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55.
A person who is acting like they are the shit.
That bitch is a yankee
by neva scared June 10, 2005
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56.
People from the Northern part of the United States, who are sometimes also referred to as "northerners". Contrary to the popular belief, when you get to know a yankee most are not judgemental, rude, or arrogant as most Southerners steriotypically veiw them. Like any other person, once you get to know them they can be very kind and open minded.

Of course there are some ignorant yankees who believe steriiotypes about Southerners and believe that they are better than them in some way. But every region has it's dumbasses. Give us a break.
Southerner: Hey yankee.
Yankee: Hey there person from the southern United States.
Southerner: Aren't you gonna call me a redneck or something? You guys are all the same...always judging us kind southern folk.
Yankee: Actually no, I wasn't. I don't even know you, so how could I call you a redneck. Oh and by the way. Don't assume I'm a judgemental and rude if you don't want me to assume that you're a redneck. That's pretty hypecritical, don'tcha think?
Southerner: That's so true, Yankee. We should be friends and put our differences aside. I mean after all, we're both from America anyway.

Yankee: That is so true southern citizen! Let's be BFFs for life!
Southerner: Yeah!
by applesarrow August 19, 2009
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