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THe greatest baseball team of all time with 26 world series wins..all u dick heads that hate them are just jealouse!!
the yankees own the red socks
the yankees won the world series the most times
by meerak suduk July 18, 2006
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a baseball team from new york whose only concern isn't the GAME they play, but the MONEY they get for playing it. the most annoying team in baseball, or rather, sports in general. their fanbase consists of cocksucking whiney babies who claim that the only reason "yankee haters" hate the yankees is because they are jealous, that is simply not true. the ONLY reason the yankees win so much is because they literally BUY their way into winnings.

the most overpaid team in baseball, which means, they don't have any REAL skill or talent. the announcers at their games are a group of old farts who masturbate while staring at A-Rod.

the yankee team consists of Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and some other guys that nobody cares about because their celebrity status isn't high enough. Derek Jeter is an egotistic and close-minded bag of douche who thinks he's so handsome when in reality he looks like a drag queen...same for A-Rod. they constantly compete over who gets to be the hotter yankee, even though they know they are both equally fugly.

yankee games are also boring to watch.

Person #1: Did you hear that doctors have found the ultimate cure for insomnia?
Person #2: No way! What is it?
Person #1: They say to just simply watch a Yankees game!

Smart person: The Yankees are the most overpaid and overrated team in sports.
Yankee fan: OMFG you're just jealous! They are the best team in baseball, they are so good!
Smart person: If they are "so good" then why do they have such a sucky pitcher like Randy Johnson? I guess he isn't getting paid enough! That will be Jeter if his salary ever goes down!
Yankee fan: OMG! ::cries:: I got owned!

Joe Torre: So...ready for another win today Derek?
Derek Jeter: I don't know, I'm feeling kind of broke lately.......
Joe Torre: How about another 5 million added to your salary?
Derek Jeter: NOW I feel like playing baseball!
Joe Torre: But what about the game itself? And the fans? Isn't that more important than your salary?
Derek Jeter: More important than money and ferraris and being called a ladies man? Go fuck yourself, old timer! I'm in this for the riches, yo!
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh February 06, 2007
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A baseball team that, to anyone living east of New York, sucks.
Person from NY: Go Yankees!
person from MA: Retard! Yankees suck!
by Vivi1996 July 04, 2009
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The greatest franchise in the history of pro sports....
26 world championships
by Seth December 02, 2004
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A team whose fans actually root for them, instead of against another, see Red Sox. Even though the Yanks do spend money out the ass, its not our fault and were gonna follow our Yanks to another Championship on 05'.
Yankee Fan: Lets go Yankees!!!

Sox Fan: Fuck the Yankees!!! (notice there is no positive cheer for the sox...sad, i know.)
by joebob56 April 01, 2005
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Bored and with 15 minutes left til dinner, Jack opted for a shower and a yankee.
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best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!
The Yankees Win, Theeeeeee Yankees Win!!!!!
by Nick May 30, 2005
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