A premises outside the US where a large amount of Americans gather to talk shit loudly and ignore the local culture.
That place we were in last night was an awful yank-hole.
|2.||The Angry Nisch|
When you're banging an old lady up the pooper, preferably in the doggy style position, you grab a handful of her exceptionally long pubic hair and yank hard and down, when she turns around to see exactly what it is you think you're doing, you shoot it on her face. The result is quite humorous.
Last night I was drilling this cougar in the corn hole and she wouldn't let me toss it on her face. Disgruntled, I gave her The Angry Nische, and gave her a Peter North she'll never forget.
An American is a person from the two continents of America but generally the USA people think theyre more american
A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point
An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales
An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour
Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one!
An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency
An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention
An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2
An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed
theres too many americans
how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2! whos more stupid?
american "beer" sucks
why are americans such cunts?
why do americans think theyre cultured?
why do americans think they have moral high ground?
why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?
extract, pull out
occurence of "hoik out" :
"They shaved all my hair off and then hoiked out half of my brain" (William Boyd, Ordinary thunderstorms- Bloomsbury p.382)
"He had hoiked The Dog out of the hole" (William Boyd, Ordinary thunderstorms -p. 390)
A Gypsy bus, usually with enough seats to fit roughly 24 people, however the uncanny ability to pack massive amounts of people into these small vehicles is regularly exercised. Found in the NY Metro area, these small delapitated vans are frequently ridiculed as the drivers have no regard for human life. It is believed by some that the van itself is composed of straw and poor quality wood, while the bus runs on cooking oil, as the driver is too poor to afford anything else. Riding one is definatly a lifechanging experience.
1:Yo Sebastian, lets get out of this fuckin bus, theres a hole in the floor and exhaust fumes are leaking in.
2: Ight, but yo Nick and Kyle are in the back of the van, theres at least 30 people between us-
1:Fuck em lets get out
2:Ight pull the fuckin string (cant afford stop buttons)
Nick (to kyle): Hey were are cory and brown going?! oh fuck they leavin us! pull the fuckin string! pull it!
Narrator: As Nick and Kyle yank away at the string, their cries for help are ignored and in order to try and save money, the driver thought that he could save gas (or cooking oil) by switching 3 lanes without signaling and the back half of the bus gets torn to pieces by an 18 wheeler with the death of 53 people
The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed an army stretched out on the hills, resting. As the landscape changed from brown to green, the army awakened, and began to tremble with eagerness at the noise of rumors. It cast its eyes upon the roads, which were growing from long troughs of liquid mud to proper thoroughfares. A river, amber-tinted in the shadow of its banks, purled at the army's feet; and at night, when the stream had become of a sorrowful blackness, one could see across it the red, eyelike gleam of hostile camp-fires set in the low brows of distant hills.more...
Once a certain tall soldier developed virtues and went resolutely to wash a shirt. He came flying back from a brook waving his garment bannerlike. He was swelled with a tale he had heard from a reliable friend, who had heard it from a truthful cavalryman, who had heard it from his trustworthy brother, one of the orderlies at division headquarters. He adopted the important air of a herald in red and gold.
"We're goin' t' move t'morrah--sure," he said pompously to a group in the company street. "We're goin' 'way up the river, cut across, an' come around in behint 'em."
To his attentive audience he drew a loud and elaborate plan of a very brilliant campaign. When he had finished, the blue-clothed men scattered into small arguing groups between the rows of squat brown huts. A negro teamster who had been dancing upon a cracker box with the hilarious encouragement of twoscore...
A Tomboland is a subspecies of troll, and may in fact be a distant relative to the Spiderus genum, but they are not nearly as entertaining. Whether or not a wild Tomboland is self aware of its troll like niche on the message board is still up for much debate (see: scientific). Tombolands have absolutely zero concept of grammar, and the longer they participate in a thread, the more their social and cognitive skills tend to degenerate. Tombolands usually hail from England, and have been known to try and spew about how the Queen spells words better than any Yank, an unfortunate side effect of never having been taught about the Revolutionary War in history class. Though this should not surprise anybody, as evidence suggests that Tombolands never really learned much outside of basic speech. Once a Tomobland engages in conversation, they will not stop egging on the rest of the board, creating a sort of black hole effect around the topic the sub-troll has decided to leach upon. As more people view the thread, the probability of flame war, closing, or just outright chaos approaches 1. If a Tomboland is sighted, one should report it immediately in order to prevent mass panic and just outright retardedness.
Somebody: "Dude, how are you?"
Tomboland: "No, how IS you?"
Somebody else: "Da fuck?"
Tomboland: "Shutup guyz, gut buck en topic!"
Somebody else: "Your grammar BLOWS!"
Tomboland: "Ur da wun caring on, lulz,"
Somebody: "My god..."
Somebody 3: "Still not Spiderus"
Tomboland: "Huhwhut is you talked about?"