1. (verb) To stick your hand into someone's pants, give them an orgasm with the hand, and leave before they realize what happened.
2. (noun) A premature ejaculation, most specifically during a hand job. It is often unexpected.
1. "I totally just yanded Melissa, and now my hand smells like fish."
2. "I rested my head on his chest for a second because I was starting to get tired, what with my hand moving so fast, and then I just got a yand to the face, out of fucking nowhere."
mr B: your wearing a blue t-shirt!
yes and , most likely used with sarcasm, stretch them together longer to add more sarcasm into the sentence
fat guy: i gottalotta jelly roles if your hungry
hot girl: yand no
Not making any sense.
A statement with no meaning.
Your comment was yandacious.
You do realize that is completely yand.
In this world, things are quite yand.