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Townies think it is the most feared insult in the world or a reply to everything. A common response if a townie says 'ya mum' is to laugh.
" shut up "
" don't worry about it, so's your mum"
by R*chxx June 29, 2004
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A really lame comeback, for people who can't think of a decent one in time. Was very popular for a time, but now has died down. These comebacks are related to the "Yo Mama" jokes which are just as bad.
Person 1 - Go fuck yourself.
Person 2 - Ya mum...ummm...yeah! Ya mum fucks herself, hahaha wasn't that awesome guys, Burn Person 1!
by shadow77110 November 30, 2006
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When somebody says something really random, a fag normaly a twat, bastard, nerd, geek or just a dickface monkey dick, says: 'Yamum' this normaly means that the fag wants try and be funny, but blatently not.

God: Hello jesus, I would like to know somthink
Jesus: Hey father, what do you want to know?
God: Well, I need you to do somthing for me, very importent, you need to 'gather the kids'
Jesus: YAMUM!
God: Over these past days, I've grown big concers over you.
Jesus: YA MUM HAS GOT CONCERS OVER ME!!! HAHA!!
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by ya mumnation October 26, 2003
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Just a common insult, over used, over rated.(british version)
by Gspong March 16, 2003
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you mum is gay
by jason May 30, 2004
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The answer to everything in the whole wide world!
Person 1: You're blocked!
Person 2: Ya mums blocked!

Person 1: What you doing?
Person 2: Ya mum!

Person 1: Where's Tom?
Person 2: Where's ya mum?
by BaybeeMegziieee--x December 23, 2007
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