1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.
2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.
3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.
1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"
"How's it going?"
"What day is it?"
Commonly used when someone bags you and you can't think of anything to come back with!
Joe: G'day Bob, hows it hangin'?
Bob: Ya mum's hangin?
Joe: Ya Fat!
Bob: Ya Mum's Fat!
Joe: What did I do to do?
Bob: Ya Mum did something to you!
"Joe has logged out."
this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!
"oi shut up"
The woman that is my girlfriend.
Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.
1.) The universal comeback that cool people use.
2.) What I did last night.
3.) Popular schoolyard taunt.
Loser: "You SUCK!!"
You: "Ya mum sucks."
Loser: "That was uncalled for."
You: "Ya mum was uncalled for, but she still came... last night!
Loser: *shot down, butthurt.*
a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.
Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.
The answer to every question, and many a witty joke can be made with this!
Person: What are you doing?
Person2: Ya mum
Person: That joke's so old and boring
Person 2: So's ya mum!