the answer to every thing in the world:
"ya mums fat"
"ur a seedy cunt"
"ya mums got a seedy cunt"
"you licked my anus"
"ya mum licks my anus"
And some JokEs:
Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock!?"
ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean!
ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!
ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles!
ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!!!!!!!!!!
ya mums a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate doing this its for the fucking example
the answer to practically every question in the world
Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum
If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
answer to almost anything
you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead
why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"
b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
c) my wardrobe is pink
common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted
so what did you do for the long weekend?
a uselessly funny phrase used when you can't think of jack all 2 say. I use it at least once every day.
"How ya goin'?"
"Yo fat mole"
"Suck my cock"
"suck ya mums cock"
"what were you doin last night?"
awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant
Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"
You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"
Wanker: *shut down*