Top definition
the answer to practically every question in the world
Who? Ya mum
Where? Ya mum
When? Ya mum
What? Ya mum
Why? Ya mum
by steve November 11, 2002
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
2
If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.
by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
you're a dickhead
ya mum's a dickhead

why didn't you go to skool yesterday?
Because of ya mum
by taylor March 11, 2004
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
4
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand OR c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia...
"so does ya mum"

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4...
"ya mum"

c) my wardrobe is pink
"ya mum"
by manda August 23, 2003
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
5
A; your a bitch
B; so's ya mum
by james January 12, 2004
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
6
common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted
so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
7
awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant
Wanker: "wow, you are such a dumbass"
You: "maybe so... but i fucked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more"
Wanker: *shut down*
You: *awesome*
by nick santos March 07, 2005
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush