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85. Shudra Penis Amputation
The act of cutting off the Shudra Penis. Due to the vast size differential between the Aryan Penis & the Dravidian Penis, Aryan males have traditionally developed various forms of Shudra Penis Envy & an obsession with the size & power of the Shudra Penis. Envious of Aryan female sexual preference for the Shudra male, Aryan law-makers prescribed harsh punishments to prevent the Dravidianization of Aryan women, stop Inter-Caste Sex & preserve the caste system. The most severe of these, & consequently proof of the most deep-rooted Shudra Penis Envy, is Shudra Penis Amputation, which is widely prescribed in Brahmin-Aryan scriptures.

Thus, "(B) The Gautama Dharma Sutra says: `If (the Shudra) has criminal intercourse with an Aryan woman, his organ shall be cut off & all his property be confiscated. If (the woman had) a protector (i.e., she was ...
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86. Alphabet
A list of great titles for when your boss, spouse, or just about anyone else around you pisses you off. Try it. Now with even more humiliation...

A is for-Admiral Assrape
B is for-Brigadier Buttfuck
C is for-Captain Cumguzzle or Colonel Cuntlick
D is for-Doctor Dicksuck
E is for-Ensign Enema
F is for-First Lieutenant Fucksalot
G is for-General Gonorrhea
H is for-High Commander Herpes
I is for-Insurgent Infection
J is for-Janitor Jackoff or Jester Jizzum
K is for-King Kunnillingus (I know it doesn't start with a K, fuck YOU!)
L is for-Lance Corporal Lickadick
M is for-Major Mooncricket
N is for-Nurse Nigger
O is for-Officer Orpheus
P is for-Private Pedophile
Q is for-Queen Quief
R is for-Ranger Rape
S is for-Sergeant Sodomy
T is for-Tramp Testicles
U is for-Underling Uterus
V is for-Vampire Venereal
W is for-War Chief Wanker
X is for-Examiner XXX
Y is for-Yeoman Yarak (Turkish for a big fuckin' dick)
Z is for-Zsar Zinker (Zinker=massive throbbing nigger cock.)
Boss-Hey, i'm gonna need you to come in this weekend to finish up the expenditure reports.
You-Hey, i'm gonna need you to turn around and fuck yourself Sergeant Sodomy!!! See my great use of the 'Alphabet'??
87. Glute
French word for 'booze'. Can define any type of beer.
'Paye glute à la soirée' stands for 'B.Y.O.B'

Wanna glute ?
88. FUIUD
Fuck You If You Disagree *

a) To "gently" persuade someone that your opinion matters more than theirs. Which of course it does.

b) A way to end a futile attempt to lift the awareness of the obviously ill-informed person with whom you're interacting (e.g., an asshat, buttmunch, fucktard, or similar).

c) STFU

* Usually used online during intellectual discourse, but rare instances have been discovered in letters involving spats between romantic partners (see white trash).
(we join the following conversation already in progress)

aaron: STFU! my gf's hot, and all y'alls moms are ugly, skanky hoes. FUIUD!!
fred: yer mom ain't winnin any prizes either, dude
don: hang on - yo, take that out of your mouth and look up at me. I'll have to disagree - except for the lazy eye, aaron's mom is bangin' ...
fred: lol
nerf: lol
aaron: fuck off
89. Bev
1. An ugly hooker.
2. A Beastly Elongated Vagina B.E.V. Often found on women with the name bev
3. A woman with Grotesquely deformed breasts and a dangerous cocktail of STDs that could kill an elephant if it could fit its cock inside her B.E.V
4. One who spawns the living dead.
jono - "man did you see thaT fugly bev?
loz -"yeah dude that shits grotesque"
james - " i tapped that y'know..... braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins"
90. Stamford, CT
The "most ghetto" part of CT. It is a half urban, half suburban city where 80% of the people are black or Hispanic. The other 20% of the people are Italian, Polish, or Indian. All the white people are wiggers. The teenagers are the worst part. They act like they are so poor and live in the most dangerous city in the world. Well those people are idiots live in C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-C-U-T. There is no "ghetto" when it comes to CT. Stamford is also a low-crime city, but the dumbass teenagers try to make you think different. Nowadays they attempt to make it dangerous. All the girls are sluts, starting at age 11 when they haven't even began puberty. Now all middle schoolers want to be "badass" so they smoke, drink, and do drugs. They make fun of their neighboring towns, Greenwich, and Darien, for drugs when they do the exact same fucking thing. Now, what they wear. All the girls buy shit from the mall and pretend they can't afford most stuff there. Everyone wears Jordan's and Nike's. Let's just conclude that the teenagers/preteens are shitheads. Now, what is there to do? All the shitheads go to the mall five times a week doing nothing and during the summer they go to the disgusting polluted beach. There is literally shit coming from people in there. Conclusion: Stamford's people fucked up, but the city is not so bad.
Greenwich kid: : Let's go to the Stamford, CT mall and buy some clothes from Abercrombie!

Darien kid: Yeah let's go! We will be the only one's buying things in there though. All the Stamford shitheads can't afford it because they are poor!

Stamford kid: b!tch yuuu $t00p!d @$$ cUnt!!!! i w!ll be@t y0 a$$ wit mah bitchz on mah side. iightt? wh0 yuu tinkk yuu rrrr s@y!N d@t sh!t. yu r!ch a$$ sn0b b!tch i w!ll fuCK yu up!!
91. Green Day Know-It-All
1. A person who thinks they know EVERYTHING about Green Day but they honestly don't

2. People who spell Billie Joe Armstong's name 'Billy' and think they are 100% correct while real Green Day fans know its B-i-l-l-i-e NOT B-i-l-l-y
1
Green Day Know-it-All: "omg Green Day is awesome! i know like everythinggggg about them!"

real GD fans: "really then when is Billie's b-day?"

know-it-all: "feb. 17"

real GD fan: "yea.......... well if u really know EVERYTHINGGG about them, when was the band assembled?"

know-it-all: "......uh......ummm......2003?"

real GD fans: ".......oh my god....... -___-"

2
know-it-all: "(texting his/her friend): omg!!! did u c Billy Joe Armstrong last night on that award show?!?!?!"

real GD fan (relpying): "yea he looked sooo hot but ITS B-I-L-L-I-E! BILLIE! NOT B-I-L-L-Y!!!!!
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