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"Sit your ass down!" An exclamation used to tell someone to take a seat when you're trying to be funny.
"Everyone, sit down and shut up!"
-But, Mr.Carr I need to-
"Louis!"
-What?
"S.Y.A.D!"
S.Y.A.D by Tugboats June 11, 2006

b l y a d / t 

Something I used to troll a server on Discord.
Me: *Spams b l y a d / t 50 times*
..Mute button..
Admin: INVEST

G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D 

Get your ass up and do the motherfucking dishes
boy you better G.Y.A.U.A.D.T.M.F.D before I beat your ass

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

β€œI have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
β€œYour new empire?”
β€œDon’t make me kill you!”
β€œAnakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
β€œIf you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
β€œOnly a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
β€œYou will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

Y.A.O.D.B. 

Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy: "If guns weren't in stores, no one would buy them".

Person with a brain: "Y.A.O.D.B.! When has crystal meth been sold in stores???"
Y.A.O.D.B. by lawful gun owner June 25, 2017

g u y a n d oπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š 

β€œg u y a n d oπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Šβ€
Someone you have romantic feelings for, a crush.
β€œYo! That girl is my g u y a n d oπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š.”

β€œSick!”