| 1. | Y-Shaped Coffin | ||
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An indirect term for a sexually promiscuous girl. To be buried in a Y-Shaped Coffin would imply that the girl never had her legs closed, and a coffin had to be built to suit these parameters. It's fucking hilarious is what it is. Edmund: This is THE Jane Herrington???
Percy: Yes. Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-Shaped Coffin - Herrington? |
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| 2. | Y-Shaped Coffin | ||
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To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die. "Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?
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| 3. | Y-Shaped Coffin | ||
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A term referring to a coffin specially made for a person who died with their legs spread wide. Such a person had presumably died during a sexual act and rigor mortis had set in before the victims legs could be closed. Yeah, he's such a whore he'll be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.
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| 4. | bucket fanny | ||
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Someone who has shagged so many men that their vagina resembles a flabby bucket. "That girl has slept with so many men, that she'll have to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin, to accomodate her bucket fanny."
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| 5. | blackadder | ||
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Blackadder (the comedy show) is genius, sheer unadulterated genius.
Blackadder II (the character) sums up all that is great about being English. Nasty, sarcastic, Euro-racist and doesn't suffer fools... (During an archery practice)
Percy: Sorry I'm late. Edmund (Blackadder): No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive. Percy: Oh good, I see the target is ready. (Picks up the bow) I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me. Edmund: Well, go to Spain. There are millions of them. Percy: I'll advise them to stay there then. Keep their hands off our women. Edmund: Oh God, who is she this time? Percy: I don't know what you mean. Aah, ouch, aah. (Edmund succeeds in pilfering a letter from Percy) Edmund: Aah, and who is Jane? Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know. Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord. Edmund: This is the Jane Herrington? Percy: Yes. Edmund: Jane - bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin - Herrington. Percy: I.., I think maybe there are two Jane Herringtons. Edmund: No... Tall, blond, elegant? Percy: Right, that's right. Edmund: Goes like a privy door when the plague is in town? Come on, get on with your shot. You'll get over her... I did... |
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| 6. | Ten minutes to two legs | ||
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Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone. 1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs. 3. Oh. |
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| 7. | A# D# Position | ||
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A term used when a harpist uses the A sharp and D sharp pedals on their instrument. This position is when the harpist's legs are most widely apart. If a harpist keeps their legs in the A# D# position for longer than necessary, it can look very sexually suggestive. It is therefore the harping equivalent of a 'Y shaped coffin'. Can also be abbreviated to 'A# D#', as well as 'A sharp D sharp position' and 'A sharp D sharp' "Ew, look at that harpist, she's totally A# D#"
"I'm sorry, but the A# D# position just doesn't work with guys' |
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