Xylon

Xylon is an absolutely sexy man. He is a very open-minded person with the BIGGEST DICK! One day, he will be the richest and most successful dude out of anyone! He's also a very smart dude...

Hey look, it's that pro Xylon!

by __MS__ May 10, 2020

Xylon

A way to describe somebody that's a chad. Hey man check out that Xylon over there.

Hey man did you hear that he pulled a xylon move he's a God.

by Dabfreak September 29, 2018

Xylonation

When things that have been encountered are thought about to their extreme potential.

"Man, Fuck that Shit."

"So you want me to have sexual intercourse with faeces then?"

"Ahh, I see you have an interesting use of Xylonation there! You are most definitely Xylonated, dude!"

by Xylon Ganxta February 4, 2009

xylon

A simple-minded person. Might appear as a simpleton, but does say some smart things from time to time.

Xylon is always such a simpleton. I wasn't expecting him to come with that solution.

by mugiwaranomaxi September 24, 2014

Xylon IF

A IFunny user that has been growing quick lot's of good comics, and is down to earth and speaks his mind but overall a great person.

IFunny user 1: Xylon IF is always on the explore channel and his sub count keeps rising.
IFunny user 2: well he does post some good comics.

by Dabfreak September 29, 2018