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The GT Xpress 101 is an Infomercial Product bolstered by "Cooking expert," Cathy Mitchell, in tow with an obscure guest named Joe Farago, a purportedly struggling actor who briefly hosted 80's game show "Break the Bank." It opens with Joe standing in a "kitchen," before a counter with a myriad of "appetizing," meals. Cathy walks in and introduces the "revolutionary," GT Xpress 101. She commences to make omelets and breakfast sandwiches, she makes a "Pizza pita," and two wraps. There is break for testimonials. We return and she shows off the food, staying for only a second, and she barely cuts the food in half before moving on. She fills the wells with pancake mix and drops a hot dog in, for a "corn dog." They discuss the health benefits, forgetting to mention that Cathy dumps approximately 10 pounds of shredded cheese on everything, which she probably prepared with Vince Shlomi's, "Graty," from the Slap Chop infomercial. Not only that, she makes commercial Cinnamon Buns and drops candy bars and cookies into chocolate cake, raising the Calorie count. Her beady eyes undoubtedly suck the naive viewers into the warped dimens... more...
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| 2. | GT Xpress 101 | ||
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A crappy infomercial product that makes high calorie semi-circles. "Hey, did you check out that infomercial for the GT Xpress 101 last night?"
"Yeah man, that things total crap!" |
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| 3. | eggloaf | ||
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a dish created by Ammar Rai in his GT XPress 101 machine (As seen on TV!) using eggs, roman meal bread, jalapeno cheese, and nuts (optional) - Served with Ketchup and Hummus on the side. yo that eggloaf was dope! make me another!
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