A sexual act so incredibly disgusting and vile, the exact meaning can never be spoken aloud

The 3 Rules of XJ:
If you have to ask:
1. You cant afford it
2. You dont want to know
3. You dont want one
Alright, my prices are 20 for an hj, 50 for a bj, and 100 for an xj.
Whats an xj?
If you have to ask, you cant afford it.
by lunchbox69 July 05, 2010
1984-2001 Jeep Cherokee. 2,884,172 Produced during this time period. Originally designed by AMC (american motors corp.) and produced by AMC, Chrysler, and DaimlerChrysler. Completely individual vehicle that created the SUV Craze. Replaced by the Jeep Liberty in 2002.
My XJ is more capable then your TJ
by JoeShmo April 12, 2005
Jeep Cherokee! WHAT?! Thats All You Need To Know Bitch! Best SUV Ever, Thats No Lie!
I drive an XJ....AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
by C-Loc April 18, 2006
THe best LWB jeep of all time
My XJ is better than your 4 runner
by J Diz April 29, 2004
To have your cock sucked, while playing XBox.
Your sister gave a damn good XJ last night when I was playing Halo.
by Murphanator June 12, 2008
The act of giving a blowjob while crying. Often an unwilling blowjob.
Just got myself an XJ.
by keepdabeet September 27, 2006
The act of getting a hand job behind an X ray machine, so you see the bony hand moving. This can be done in front of a crowd for entertainment.
The nurse gave me an XJ during my checkup.
by SexTheGatewayDrug March 31, 2010

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