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Xiotes are typically short Greeks who tend to be very stingy and self-centered people. Contrary to popular belief, they do not have a lot of money.
I like that car but it's $500 over my budget and it's a Hyundai ... Dude stop being such a fuckin' xioti!
by James E. Paparas July 27, 2008

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