| 1. | xilf | ||
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x-ray i'd like to fuck Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me! Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen! Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible. Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot. |
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| 2. | XILF | ||
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Acronym for "Xylophone I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Damn holmes what a XILF! Her keys are in all the right colors if you know what I mean! I mean I want to stick my cock in between them.
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| 3. | xilf | ||
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Xenophobe I'd Like to Fuck Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.
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