A fat-ass who was the king of the persians 2.400 years ago, who couldn't do anything. He leaded the Persians in the battle of Thermopylae and he only managed to kill the 300 spartans and the 700 thespians because of that bitch Ephialtes, who showed the persians the path which leaded behind the greeks. He is also that fat guy at meet the spartans who is less fat and gay than the real one. It can also be an insult.
"Xerxes is a dumbass"
"You are such a Xerxes!"
"You are such a Xerxes!"
by Myself124352 April 19, 2009
Most of the other definitions were written by 14 year old kids who liked 300 a bit too much. In reality, Xerxes was an Emperor of the Persian Empire before Alexander the Great conquered it. He didn't look a thing like he did in the movie, btw. And he wasn't gay.
Stupid 14 year old kid who saw 300: omg lol persian ppl suk becuz of 300! xerxes was so ghey! even though 300 was historically very inaccurate and in reality it was the Spartans who were pedophiles...
by Vladimir Penin May 30, 2007
Ok so in reality King Xerxes was a powerful Persian Emperor who ruled over the Persian empire from 485 to 465 BC. He was the son of Darius the Great and a descendent of Cyrus the Great. He was not at all gay like depicted in the movie "300", that movie was so inaccurate. King Xerxes married Esther a Jewish young woman who saved many Jewish people during the persecution of Jews in Persian Empire. She pleaded with her husband to spare the lives of her people, the Jews and he did, giving them the right to defend themselves in his kingdom. The story of Queen Esther and King Xerxes can be read in the Bible or seen in the ACCURATE movie "One Night with the King."
King Xerxes is powerful enough to rule an empire with his eyes closed and hands tied behind his back.
by Ruby Chakis May 29, 2008
Xerxes (Khashayar) was born around 520 BCE in the southern province of Persis (Fars). He was a powerful king who ruled Achaemenid Persian Empire from 486-465 BCE. Xerxes was Darius The Great's eldest son by Queen Atosa (daughter of Cyrus The Great). He had been designated official heir perhaps as early as 498 BCE, and while crown prince he had ruled as the King's governor in Babylon.
The 300 movie on Xerxes is not realistic in no sense.
by Khashayar Cool June 10, 2008
The act of sneaking up on a man while at the urinal, gingerly placing one's hands on that man's shoulders like Xerxes did to Leonidas in the movie 300, and gently whispering "Xerxes," "Leonidas," or commenting on the man's equipment, i.e. "nice penis."
Last night at the bar, Dieter sneaked up on Geoffry while Geoffry was in the can and gave him the xerxes. A startled Geoffry thought it was another meat gazer and splattered all over himself.
by Queen Gorgo September 06, 2010