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1. Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.

2. Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u expect us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in playing the game. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid doodoo butter, and u cant take much more.
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, overwhelmed with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.

LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.
Crazy dude "I told u to let me shit but u wouldnt let me ahhhhhhhh!"(crazy dude proceeds in Xena-fying his buddies)
by johnson September 04, 2004
 
1.
The main character in the popular television show "Xena: Warrior Princess."
Xena killed someone.
by Mike July 26, 2004
 
2.
1. The main title character of the television show "Xena: Warrior Princess" that started in 1995. Spin off of "Hercules the Legendary Journeys" in which it surpassed in popularity, ratings, quality, acting, writing, and just about anything you can name.

2. A tough chick; pitbull in a skirt. Don't play no mess.

3. A white girl who looks like and/or has the body of Bettie Page.
Xena yells a-le-le-le-le-le! when she beat bitches up.
by floacist June 14, 2007
 
3.
Star of the hit cult show about a 'warrior princess' (A spin off of the Hercules series). She is also a notorious lesbian icon (or 'dycon'.)
"I'm watching Xena." Or "As a lesbian, I like acting out my kinky Xena bondage fantasies."
by be-bop-a-lula January 01, 2005
 
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1. Drop-dead gorgeous babe who turned from the ways of evil to become a warrior princess in ancient Greece (televised version), and fought off various sneaky types and CG divinities. Played by Lucy Lawless, who is almost as gorgeous. Fought with a ring-shaped discus weapon and her own considerable wits. Had a girlfriend, Gabrielle, played by Renee O'Connor. You became Xena's lover with the skill of a champion and the luck of the gods, and if you messed her about she'd slice your head off and feed it to the Minotaur.

2. 1500-mile diameter dwarf planet orbiting the Sun at 38 to 98 times Earth's distance every 557 Earth years, accompanied by at least one moon called Gabrielle in honour of the undying couple of the TV series. So named unofficially on their discovery; these objects have since been renamed Eris and Dysnomia, after a Greek goddess and her daughter demon of lawlessness, indicating that the International Astronomical Union has at best a subtle sense of humour.
1. If Xena comes to kill you, consider yourself honoured.

2. It's colder than a polar bear's ass on Xena.
by Fearman May 24, 2008
 
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The most awesome of all super heroes. The most of everything that is candeh. A kick butt warrior woman from greece who slices people up with her chakram. (verb=chkrm. xenite version of pwn) she's totally better than buffy, superman, batman, and the charmed ones combined. and many more combined. anyone who makes fun of xena, or does not like xena is a loser.
True dat. Xena is really that awesome.
by Arkie deh god November 11, 2008
 
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Super sexy babe. Never let her go. She's that one person who would do anything for love. If your friends, be more. She's diffidently worth it. She's amazing in bed. Would do anything to you and for you.
by SecretLover1996 December 05, 2010
 
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a superhero who takes over the world, doesnt care about anyone but her bf, fam bam and her SHEcrew, is inlike with her boyfriend Mr. GRIMM.... coolest illest chick you'll ever meet, very beautiful and wise, her silhouette will leave you wanting more. everyone loves her.. they come to her for advice and help and she gets the job done! mess with her and you'll be defeated by her powers, you wont exist after she's through with you... the city of chicago is hers.. her presence is highly required in places you have never been... people also call her vanessa.
I LOVE XENA!
by xenatron November 05, 2010