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Xessa is the mixture of tobacco,pot and/or hash after being ground or trimmed with scissors.
it's the first step in the process of rolling a joint.
GUY1: "stupid carl sneezed all over the xessa and now i have to vacuum the carpet"

GUY2: "what a dingus, how are we supposed to roll a fucking joint if there's no fucking xessa"

"hey you up for a joint ?"

- "way ahead of you carlos, iv'e already prepared some

fine xessa"

-"lets roll that shit"

"this xessa contains both weed and hash, i'm about to do some serious smoking"
Xessa by Dr. Cock'n'balls February 20, 2012
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xmess/x-mess

-An ex, but more so, an unreasonable one that was a total mess in numerous aspects of their life and the "relationship".

-An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage.
There goes Daizy, she's my xmess/x-mess. I tried to make it work, but she had massive issues with trust, communication, empathy, her childhood, intimacy, guys, & people in general. A grumpy & hateful Negative Nicole my xmess/x-mess was. Rude, uncaring, assuming, unbending, self-centered, & delusional. It was a relief when the mess with my x ended, she's such an xmess/x-mess. If anything I feel bad for my xmess/x-mess, and hope the poor girl gets the help she needs.
xmess/x-mess by King Kuba September 18, 2012

xCEOSWAG 

Roblox user @xCEOSWAG is a successful group owner and creator. He is known for being the Founder of SWAG STUDIOS LLC and owning many big groups such as El Paso Border Patrol Roleplay with over 95,000 group members, Luxy Hotels with over 90,000 group members, and much more. xCEOSWAG has made over R$ 4,000,000 on roblox in his entire career. He is also trusted by many people throughout his career and is highly vouched for.

xCEOSWAG always has the ownwrship team of at least 5 people who follow him throughout each group he owns. He is often called out for being a “Ben 2.0”. He often called out by other big group owners for the wrong reason but still continues to strive on the ROBLOX platform.
Hey, I just seen a successful rich and xCEOSWAG.
xCEOSWAG by Mcm_2442 November 22, 2021
The most leetest clutchest CS player you'll ever see play on LAN. Everychick is in love with him cause hes goodlooking and handsome and all that other shit.
Ohh i wish i could be so xsessiv
xsessiv by Anonymous October 13, 2003

Chloe-xcessive

When you make things seem worse than they really are
She wouldn't stop going to the nurse because she said it stomach hurt. She was just being chloe-xcessive
Chloe-xcessive by Wrenby October 13, 2020
xsessiv by anonnymous October 13, 2003

xcessive 

a gay fukin homosexual that take it up the Ass from ei !!!
xcessive enjoys anal
xcessive by kakakaka March 19, 2003