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Xbox Live Crybaby 

Someone who gets dickrided by everyone and when someone pisses him off, he will kick you for a day and tell the other dickriders not to invite you.
Anthony kicked me from the party cause I beat him in 2k13
What an Xbox live crybaby
Xbox Live Crybaby by giou123 June 19, 2013

xbox live 

Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"
Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it
xbox live by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

Xbox Live 

Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.

Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"

2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
Xbox Live by Crackischeap July 5, 2010

Xbox live Ghost 

after you perchase xbox live and the little "freind has come online" thing pops up every 5 minutes, even when you aren't on your xbox , you will hear the little noise that come with it inside your head or enywhere you go
dam i got xbox live ghost really bad today, it's following me everywhere.

XBOX Live Whore 

Similar to Myspace whore, Xbox Live whores will attempt to gain attention by whoring on everyone they have played. Unfortunately, this is usually eight year old boys with high-pitched voices and an attitude to insist they will own you one v one.
player: "Hey check it out I got a friend request from gaybird1212."
smart friend: "Don't do it dude, that's a nub xbox live whore."
XBOX Live Whore by fritzzzle December 23, 2008

Xbox Live 

Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)
Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"

"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"

Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"

Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*

Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*

Xbox Live by Angry Deuce January 1, 2009