Xboxeroids

When someone plays their xbox for too long and start to get gradually more frustrated, angry and serious rather than having fun as the hours increase.

Symptoms include; short temperedness, sudden bursts of anger, frustration and antisocialness.

Symptoms worsen when player is losing at a game.

person 1 - hey man want to come out?

Xbox person - What!? No can't be fucked.
person 2 - whats ups with him?
person 1 - hes had to many xboxeroids.

or

person - what you been up to today?
Xbox person - Fuck off! *punches*

person - dude you've got to lay off those xboxeroids!

Xboxeroids by biffy57clyro July 20, 2010

Xboxism 

A complete social demographic revolving around Xbox

Xbox LIVE consists of thousands of these citizens, devout followers of Xboxism they chat via headset and make plans to take over worlds or defend the ones they have already.

Xboxism by Teh Shadowman July 22, 2008

xboxed

Playing xbox with the intention of having sex soon...

Legend: Hey! Lulu let's play xbox
Lulu: Sure, I love playing xbox
Legend: Wow! Halo 3 is awesome and you look hot!
Lulu: Oh! so are u.
Legend: You are so getting xboxed after we are done with this game.

xboxed by Jennyka April 21, 2008

XBOXer 

A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle.

Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.

"Hey! Are you a XBOXer?"

XBOXer by Ronny K April 20, 2005

xboxosis 

A Lack of a soul due to the constant playing of an xbox 360. The soul becomes seperated from the host and lives in the harddrive.

Joe died last night because of xboxosis. I told him he should stop playing.

xboxosis by nathan the reaper March 31, 2008

xboxen 

n. pl. The plural form of xbox.

"Still, there was less shame in a casual day of Goldeneye with mates
than hulking 4 Xboxen and TVs together in a room full of geeks".

xboxen by Edward Scrag February 28, 2004

Xboxistis 

When someone has been playing the xbox for too long and starts to glow green resulting in the xbox logo forming in their eyes and the person looking like they are hypnotised by the screen in front of them.

"Doug is off school again today!"
"Didnt you hear? He has Xboxistis!"

Xboxistis by Oliver Kerry December 29, 2007