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Xbox Live is the Anti-Christ himself. He takes over homes, lives and ruins marriages and relationships. Keep getting on Xbox Live everyday and before you know it you are homeless because your wife and kids left you because you were to drawn in by Satan himself. Start saving money now so you can pay for your kids therapy in 10 years. They're wondering why daddy didn't love them enough to stop playing xbox and play with them! Xbox live is for 30 something low life pussies to bully 10 year old little rich boys. Go ahead and ruin your life get on Xbox live today!
Daddy is on Xbox Live again...Mommy why doesn't he love us enough to just play with us one afternoon instead of get on Xbox Live and talk to people he don't even know?

Mommy: I don't know sweetue why your dad is a complete loser and playing with the devil. Hopefully these 10 year olds can support him because we are leaving his ass tommorrow morning!
by Good bye sucka July 10, 2008
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Yhe best thing that happened to the video game industry
Hey, yo, hit me up.im semi pro and under sponsorships in Halo 2!!My Xbox Live Gamertag is Xx Anthraxz xX . So hit me up,k?(im no terrorist.i love the US of A...im Canadian. lol
by Cody June 14, 2006
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My mom caught me on Xbox Live last night and grounded me because I'm a stupid pre-pubescent 10 year old using the internet for teenage and adult purposes to make me look cool and also to give Bill Gates money.
by blahhomies September 10, 2006
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A meeting place to see how many 12 years old's have fucked your mom.
12 year old 1 on Xbox Live: Dude you're such a fag, stop camping!
12 year old 2 on Xbox Live: I'll stop camping when I'm done fucking your mom!
by Spaceship March 05, 2015
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Place where you learn just how many people (mostly 12-year-olds) who your mother has had sexual relations with.
Kid on Xbox Live: I had sex wit ur mom
by swagmaster7169696969 May 26, 2016
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Online gaming system where anyone that steps up can get beat down in anything on live.
Yall want some of me in anything just holla at me, gamertag WHAT WUZ DAT, cuz everytime i kill noobs in Halo 2 that's what they all say, "What wuz dat?"
by shortdogg June 10, 2005
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An entertainment segment that i kick-ass in for Halo 2.
If anyone wants my gamertag to get there asses whooped, it's Scott Cena.
by Scott Cena April 03, 2005
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