Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.

Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".
1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"

2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"
by Crackischeap June 29, 2010

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A place where there are many old, lonely, horny guys who hit on younger girls and want to "exchange picture" or "do things" in video chat
*In the xbox live dashboard watching a movie*

Random Perv: Hey, wanna video chat or exchange pics?"

Jenna: No thanks Im all good.

Random Perv: please? im so horny =( *sends picture of dick*

Jenna: No really im ok, why not try some whore on uno? *blocks*
by x3Jenna October 22, 2008

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A place where you can chat with children, all of whom have slept with your mother the previous night.
xbox live kid: Nigger, I fucked your mom last night, she was gross.

Me: Considering she's been a corpse for a few years now, yeah, I suppose she would be.
by gamerguy May 24, 2013

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Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.
Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???
by Harris991 May 12, 2010

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An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features.

Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.
Xbox Live is...well...live?
by Dewit August 09, 2009

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A gaming service provided by Microsoft. A good way to make others feel bad if they are noobs.
Hey chad lets go on Xbox live and make fun of some noobs on Halo 3
by Jeremy Pipa October 27, 2008

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Skyping for Guys. A way for guys to chat without feeling gay about it.
Why would I have Skype, when I got Xbox Live?
by HazzMa July 19, 2011

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