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22.
An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.
Last week on xbox live:

12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.

12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA

Me: *fart*

(superreymysterio619 has left the game)
by Morpheus Road January 08, 2011
 
23.
A place where there are many old, lonely, horny guys who hit on younger girls and want to "exchange picture" or "do things" in video chat
*In the xbox live dashboard watching a movie*

Random Perv: Hey, wanna video chat or exchange pics?"

Jenna: No thanks Im all good.

Random Perv: please? im so horny =( *sends picture of dick*

Jenna: No really im ok, why not try some whore on uno? *blocks*
by x3Jenna October 22, 2008
 
24.
Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.
Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???
by Harris991 May 12, 2010
 
25.
An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features.

Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.
Xbox Live is...well...live?
by Dewit August 09, 2009
 
26.
A gaming service provided by Microsoft. A good way to make others feel bad if they are noobs.
Hey chad lets go on Xbox live and make fun of some noobs on Halo 3
by Jeremy Pipa October 27, 2008
 
27.
A place where you can chat with children, all of whom have slept with your mother the previous night.
xbox live kid: Nigger, I fucked your mom last night, she was gross.

Me: Considering she's been a corpse for a few years now, yeah, I suppose she would be.
by gamerguy May 24, 2013
 
28.
Skyping for Guys. A way for guys to chat without feeling gay about it.
Why would I have Skype, when I got Xbox Live?
by HazzMa July 19, 2011