Online gaming and communication service available to gamers on the Xbox and Xbox 360 game consoles. With the exception of maybe 4chan, it is also one of the best places to meet immature and racist people. 90% of Xbox Live users are 11 years old, despite the fact that 90% of them are playing M rated games, making one wonder the reason for a content rating system at all. Also available is a rating service to rate other players through "reputation", the main purpose of which is to give those players better than you negative rep for being "Unsporting" (i.e., they just kicked your ass)
Direct quotes from users in multiplayer game lobbies on Xbox Live:

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger (repeating)"

"Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis (repeating)"

"Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you (repeating)"

Person 1: "You guys all suck I'm gonna fuck you guys up you have no idea how bad I'm gonna fuck you up I fucked your mother lolololol"

Person 2: *Kills Person 1 with minimal effort*

Person 1:"OMG you're cheating!!!!" *quits match early, gives person 2 negative rep*

by Angry Deuce January 01, 2009
Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.
(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together
by James Lowe February 02, 2005
Idiots glitching their game to lag everyone and racist homophobic narcissistic punks who can't say two words without calling your mother's sexuality into question.

--Borrowed from Jason_B on Call of Duty 4 beta forum.

Person with "sample" gamertag: xxSN1P3Rxx

-Is 12 years old
-Really good at Halo 2
-Likes: glitching, your mom
-Dislikes: anyone beyond puberty, anyone who kill steals

xxSN1P3Rxx: OMG you n00b, u R teh GAYZoRZ!!!1 YuO took my kill you faggot!

Normal Person: Shut up, homo.

xxSN1P3Rxx: TahT'S wut ur MOM said!!!11!1shift!

Normal Person: Talk to me when your balls drop.
by F. Barbie September 09, 2007
A good, fun alternative to life. Also known as the place to beat the shit out of the smack-talking 9 year olds in Gears of War or Halo 2.
Guy 1: "Dude. Get on Xbox Live. Some 9 year old is talking shit on Gears."
Guy 2: "Fine. But hold on. Some kid is being a noob in Halo 2."
by EchoedSilence September 06, 2007
A gathering of communication between noobs and immature prepubescent twelve year old kids. Xbox live has many great features that a PC doesn't, such as:
1. You have to pay a lot of money to play online
2. You can't hack or modify the game without being banned
3. Unlike PC's, Xbox 360 gaming will eventually become obsolete
4. The audio of spoiled elementary school children playing games that are rated M and cursing in a squeaky and humorous tone (ex: You fucking Noob! Hax!)

A famous game played on Xbox Live would be the Call of Duty Series. This game is meant to be for a mature audience, but it is generally played by children after they learn to walk. When CoD became popular, most kids stopped playing Cowboys and Indians outside and eventually converted into Communists vs Nazis. This game is also used to recruit idiotic teenagers (specifically jocks and stoners) that think they are tough to join the marines. These people turn into arrogant morons that think they are weapons experts and hardcore in which you pray for whatever god you believe in to smite them. Not all Xbox Live players are bad, but the few that are can ruin the experience.
A "civilized" conversation on Xbox Live:

Stoner: Dude, I am pwning in Xbox Live you fuckin bitches, fuck you!

Prepubescant Child: You fucking noob, you can't do that you pussy Hax!

Spoiled Fatass Teenager: Shut up you faggot!
by Jag140 July 08, 2011
Xbox Live is an extremely awesome online service provided by Microsoft so people can collectively play against people online and make new friends and stuff.

It became highly popular with the release of Bungie's famed Halo 2 First-Person-Shooter. The number of Live users nearly doubled within a week of the game's release.
"Freddy! Get your ass on Xbox Live, nigga, we need to pwn us some n00bs."

"Shit son, be right on"
by bushibaka March 30, 2005
XBOX Live - Where little fat white kids go to mouth off and act black.
"Little Billy just called me a cracka on XBOX Live"
by Pissed Off Gamer November 19, 2008
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