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we all know its the best system out there because teh graphics are godly and it isnt 700 fucking dollars like the PS3. Even though it is the best system in terms of gaming, it breaks so damn easily that i turned it on and it broke. I though i got lucky when i bought one of the first xbox 360s that were all glitchy and mine didnt freeze, but then it broke a few months before my warranty expired. THANK GOD FOR THE ONE YEAR WARRANTY!
I had an xbox 360 and it was the best gaming system ever...and then it broke after 9 months. It was gay.
by an xbox 360 fan November 08, 2006
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The 360 is the biggest man- beast, child eating, women raping badass of all systems. He will eat you and your children, stick to your little Wii.
Douchebag: D00d im sooo l33t i hav3 ps3 ftw Xbox360 is 4 faggots

Me: Fuck you
by KilledByAngryBlowjob July 28, 2009
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A complete and utter piece of technological Shite. If not properly maintained, this console WILL crash in no more than One and a Half (182.5 days)years.
disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: "hey man, my second 360 just Red Ringed, and my warrenty Expired six months ago, while it was still in the store. I have no money to renew my warrenty, so what should I do?"

PS3 owner: "Feed your XBOX 360 full of 5.56 rounds and get a Playstation 3. Ive had mine since they were first released and it works like a charm."

Disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: " Thanks for the advise, your a GENIOUS!!! Stand back...."BANG BANG BANG...sizzle sizzle
by Maerunes Daegon September 12, 2009
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The best fucking machine ever invented, after the computer.
John- "I would rather play my Xbox 360 that have sex with Carmen Electra!"

Ralph- "Not sure I would do that, buddy."
by DGlaze April 11, 2007
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The best next gen gaming console, due to a great game selection and especially Xbox Live. PS3 and Xbox 360 have similar graphics, but the Xbox's online gameplay is what makes it superior. Until PS3 finds their version of Xbox Live, the 360 will stay on top. The only downfall of Xbox 360 is the bad software, resulting in the red ring of death.
Xbox 360 owner: YEAH!!! I got 1000 achievement point on Call of Duty! What you got?
PS3 owner: Gay ass trophies.
by Fuckitall August 18, 2008
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The most amazing console ever. Totally put the beatdown on the sucktacular PS3. Also has fantastic online play. It has been known to greatly increase sex appeal.
Stupid guy: d00d i t0t411y g07 a p53 and n0w 1m s0 k3wl
Smart guy: STFU, nub. Get a real console. *holds up Xbox 360*
by lawlstothewall September 18, 2007
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the sequel to xbox, and will win the next consule race.
Dude the xbox 360 will totally whipe the floor with the ps3 and nintendo revolution.
by not/a May 01, 2005
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