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The reincarnation of the Dreamcast. A video game console doomed from the start by lack of quality games, shortages, glitching, and malfunctions.
I bought an Xbox 360 but it broke after I pressed the power button.
by Elmo3 April 13, 2006
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Xbox 360 a.k.a. Xbox please fix me, xbox 3shitty or fagbox3shitty. One other the suckiest next-gen counsel(behind the wii). The system that only cheap ass americans buy. Almost completely non existent in japan. Only have to good games for it which are halo3 (the most overrated game in gaming history) and gears of war 2 which is exactly the same as gear of war 1. The console that overheats, scratches discs, won't read games, freezes, makes a lot of noise, shuts off during gameplay, and display several different error messages. Also, the most expensive console on the market. Must buy pricy firt party add-ons. No harddrive, no wifi, no standard rechargeable controller, no HD player, no games. The only good thing about xbox is xbox live but you have to pay $50 a year to receive this service. Also, the most un-innovative system out. Must steal ideas from other consoles.

In short, the xbox just sucks.
Douchbag #1 yo, can I come over to play ur xbox 360 cuz mine is broke.
Douchbag #2 na, dude mine is broke too. Besides there are no good games to play.
Douchbag#1 damn dude, that a good point.....maybe we should buy a ps3
Douchbag#2 na dude, I'm too much of a prick to buy one.
by Ricofiasco February 13, 2009
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biggest piece of shit ever manufactured in the history of gamming consoles. It looks like shit, smells like shit, and even tastes like shit. Sony's PS3 will pwn it, no questions asked. Not because its manufactured by Microsoft, but because its just shit.
the xbox 360 might just be good enough to wipe my ass with.
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1. The suckiest Next-Gen console Ever.
2. The Game console pwned by the PS3 and Wii.
3. Another reason for Bill Gates to put more money in his pocket rather then loaning out for the American Public.
Actually, I like the Xbox 360, it makes awesome firewood.
by Da GodFahja March 31, 2007
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an incredible, powerful sysytem
will destroy sony and there gay butt sex ways
it has so many capabilites just sony fans are to busy taking it up the ass while playing Jak 40 or some other faggot game and stuffin thousands dollars worth of confusing computer "cells" to notice
wats up man u gunna get an xbox 360
yea dude or a Wii but FUCK SONY
by ehfkjfkjdhdj November 21, 2006
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Next Gen console from Microsoft, proving that throwing money at designers to design a games console doesn't mean it will be any better than it's previous version.

Key features include: Changable face plates to match your Nokia, changable colour schemes for your online shop, oh and maybe it plays games too. I wouldn't know, the Microsoft Conference was just about how this will 'make the living room a fun place with colourful GUIs' and crappy online features like, 'selling your own branded T Shirts to other XBox live gamers'
'Hey have you seen the XBox 360?'
'You mean XBox 2'
'No, they didnt want to call it that because then it would seem inferior to the PS3'
'No matter what they call it, it will always be inferior to the PS3'
by Tibor May 20, 2005
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The successor to Microsoft's Xbox. Set to be released this November, will be the first next-gen console out on the market.

Also commonly known as Xbox 1.5
Microsoft seems to think that being the first console out will make them the winner in the next-gen console wars, but it takes more than just being the first out the door to be proclaimed the winner (just look at what happened to the Dreamcast).

Judging by what has been seen so far, many people have been left less than impressed. They're gonna learn the hard way what it means to be Sony's bitch. Sony will crush them like little punk ass roaches.
by I forget May 15, 2005
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