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One of the leading causes for male & female relationships
Jenny: Hey baby do you want to go out tonight?
Bob: No thanks I gotta play Xbox 360 all night with more of my xbox nerd friends, but we can have sex later.
Jenny: UGH
by OMGROFLCAKES March 17, 2010
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The only games console with a melting point below room temperature
person 1: My Xbox 360 melted yesterday
person 2: Was it in a room?
person 1: Yes
person 2: That'll be why then
by random input July 01, 2010
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When you play this thing too much it will hate you and blowu up in your face. It will also sound like a Yeti if you tilt it in any diretion while standing up. It will also blow up after playing to much GRAW or any other super wack off game.
P1: Hey my xbox 360 blew up
P2: You want to know why?
P1: Sure
P2: You wacked off to it too muc now go outside and do something else beside staying inside all damn day!!
by BEAN MASTER 5000 July 10, 2006
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The new gaming console from Microsoft, it has a similar amount of power to the upcoming PS3. Generally recognised as a fine gaming machine, with a good variety of games and developer support.
Both John Carmack of ID software (makers of Doom and Quake), and the head of Team Ninja Mr Itagaki (Dead or Alive, Ninja Gaiden), have professed prefering to develope for the Xbox 360 over any other next-generation consoles.
by Elrando January 01, 2006
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Depending on who you are, this is either one; the greatest game console ever, or two; a piece of shit. The 360 is a good game console, and is financially a better choice that the PS3 considering that its a hundred bucks cheaper. On the down side, it has cooling problems, which can lead to the Red Ring of Death.

Their are three different types of the 360 available; the Arcade, which doesn't come with a hard drive, the Pro system which comes with a 60GB hard drive, and the mighty Elite with comes with a nice 120GB hard drive and black finish.

The 360's main competitor is the PS3. Many people seem to think that the PS3 has better graphics, but they are really about the same. The real facts about the PS3 that make it better than the 360 are that it has a lower failure rate and it is slightly more powerful. The 360 is better than the PS3 in the fact that it's cheaper, and has more available games. Overall, each system has its own strengths and weaknesses.

Owning a Xbox 360 can be much like gambling. You're either lucky, or not lucky.
Tim: Wanna play Halo 3?

Frank: Sorry, I can't. My Xbox 360 got the RROD and I just bought it last week!

Tim: Are you serious? I've had mine since it was first released, and it's still running like it's brand new!
by Dewit June 27, 2009
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1. The Successor to the Xbox

2. The source of consternation to all Nintendo and Sony fanboys who continue to call it a Tampon even though they're 9 years old and have never seen one before.

3. The source of much irritation from Microsoft because they couldn't keep anything about it a secret.
Dark Lord Bill said nothing about releasing those pictures yet!!!
by Alpha Rioja May 11, 2005
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bill gates' next device of torture unleashed upon planet earth.
oh no, here comes bill gates.
by da-n May 01, 2005
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