A wide spread epidemic which is leading to teenagers sitting in there damn houses all frigin day playing this amzaing console. It is the devil and i believe america will continue to get fatter if all these super sweet systems come out.
Friend: What are you doing today after school?

You: Well guy i just got xbox 360 and xbox live hooked up and im gonna go home and pwn some people on call of duty 2.

Friend: Are you sure you dont want to leave your house. I mean its only been 5 1/2 months since you came outside.

You: Yeah im good.
by Haywood J Blowme October 24, 2006
A complete and utter piece of technological Shite. If not properly maintained, this console WILL crash in no more than One and a Half (182.5 days)years.
disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: "hey man, my second 360 just Red Ringed, and my warrenty Expired six months ago, while it was still in the store. I have no money to renew my warrenty, so what should I do?"

PS3 owner: "Feed your XBOX 360 full of 5.56 rounds and get a Playstation 3. Ive had mine since they were first released and it works like a charm."

Disgruntled XBOX 360 gamer: " Thanks for the advise, your a GENIOUS!!! Stand back...."BANG BANG BANG...sizzle sizzle
by Maerunes Daegon September 12, 2009
This can only occur if you have a girlfriend that is short enough for you to see the tv while she is sitting on your cock. Once you start playing xbox 360 you spin her 360 degrees using you cock as a pivot point.
That xbox 360 gave me a pretty bad rash.
by Stevie Yates September 12, 2009
The First and Worst addition to the next Gen Race. Sort of looks like a inverted pussie with a soccer ball in it. Sometimes reffered to as an xsucks 360.
OMG! AN INVERTED PUSSIE! WITH A SOCCER BALL SHOVED IN IT! oh wait... thats an xsucks 360... eh, uh, xbox 360
by redeemkilla March 11, 2008
The only box teenage boys would play with over their girlfriend's.
Girlfriend: Jake, I just got that new Lingerie I ordered from the Victorias Secret catalog, want to try it out?
Jake (on xbox 360): Cant you see I'm about to prestige here woman!
by Sully12345 August 01, 2011
a piece of shit console that gets the red rings of death a month after you buy it it sucks
i had a xbox 360 one it sucked got the rrod in 2 weeks
by xballinnonstopx April 14, 2010
A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one, not only that though the power pack will be roughly the size of a small nuclear power plant as in all previous 359 consoles it has got bigger everytime.
Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's?
Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.
by Yapstarr November 29, 2006
Xbox 360 a.k.a. Xbox please fix me, xbox 3shitty or fagbox3shitty. One other the suckiest next-gen counsel(behind the wii). The system that only cheap ass americans buy. Almost completely non existent in japan. Only have to good games for it which are halo3 (the most overrated game in gaming history) and gears of war 2 which is exactly the same as gear of war 1. The console that overheats, scratches discs, won't read games, freezes, makes a lot of noise, shuts off during gameplay, and display several different error messages. Also, the most expensive console on the market. Must buy pricy firt party add-ons. No harddrive, no wifi, no standard rechargeable controller, no HD player, no games. The only good thing about xbox is xbox live but you have to pay $50 a year to receive this service. Also, the most un-innovative system out. Must steal ideas from other consoles.

In short, the xbox just sucks.
Douchbag #1 yo, can I come over to play ur xbox 360 cuz mine is broke.
Douchbag #2 na, dude mine is broke too. Besides there are no good games to play.
Douchbag#1 damn dude, that a good point.....maybe we should buy a ps3
Douchbag#2 na dude, I'm too much of a prick to buy one.
by Ricofiasco February 13, 2009
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