| 36. | bartimus quail | ||
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only when a person buys minimum of 40 xbox 360 games, playing each only once in offline mode, simply to achieve highest gamerscore possible may use the gamertage bartimus quail. i pulled a bartimus quail this weekend, playing gears of war for 48 hours straight, appearing offline and getting all achievements.
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| 37. | Adult Child | ||
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Someone who is 25 or older and still shows no interest in joining the real world. Often living at home for little or no rent, these people usually avoid any form of responsibility whatsoever. They also get increasingly resentful as life passes them by and wonder why their friends and family never truly treat them with the respect they believe they deserve for the achievements in life that they haven't actually got.
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Often showing exceptional interest in computer games, tabletop games, movies and sci-fi shows. These individuals truly do not want to grow up. They don't realise you can enjoy all of these things in a super geeky fashion while also having a job, a car and possibly a girl/boyfriend. They simply focus all their attention into their hobbies and lose sight of the world around them. Not bad, or malicious people necessarily. Just due to the way they've been raised, or the way they've dealt with the world. These people are probably going to live at home till they're 50. They often don't manage to settle down with members of the opposite sex for several reasons, usually a combination of poor self-esteem, poor self-management and the fact that they blame everyone else for their less than stellar existence. Most women/men find this highly unattractive and hence the adult child generally stays single either forever or until they finally do something about their situation and change their life. Some adult children occasionally meet other adult children and h... |
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| 38. | Lamerscore | ||
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N. Gamer score from achievements that you get for doing simple or remedial tasks, i.e. finishing the tutorial or upgrading a weapon. "There are all these noobs online that think they're so amazing because of Lamerscore"
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| 39. | Achievementist | ||
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Somebody who goes for the cheap or fast way to gain "Achievement Points" on XBOX360 or WoW, even though they are useless and give you nothing.
Example 1)
Shawn: "Hey scoot wanna play some elimination in Gears of War 2"? scoot: "no thanks, lets do some flashback maps" Shawn: "why" scoot: ".....its fun....and i also need the achievements" Tyson: "Stupid "Achievementist". Example2) Shawn: "Hey scoot wasup?" Scoot:......... Shawn: "is scoot there?" scoot:......... Tyson: "Hes probably playing single player campaign dumb achievementist |
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| 40. | trophy whore | ||
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When nerds repeatedly suck the living fun and essence out of playstation 3 games for the sole purpose of collecting trophies.
Whilst it can be said that often the pursuit of obtaining various trophies can be both invigorating, challenging and fun, it could also be said that most trophy whores are funsuckers with nothing better to do in their penis lives. Trophy Whores are often compared to Achievement Whores, male sluts who wish to sleep with Master Chief and get all the achievements in various games to get a super high gamerscore, a score which only total fags could care about. However, Trophy Whores are superior to Achievement Whores in the fact that Trophy Whores had the common sense to purchase a PS3 home entertainment system over an Xbox 360 system which was only created for one game: Halo 3. Also known as Dick. Caleb: Hey yo, I heard that you spent the last five hours playing Grand Theft Auto IV on your PS3 only to get the trophies.
Jason: So what if I'm a whore G? At least I know how to touch a woman. I'm no ordinary whore like you Achievement Bitch I'm a motherfraggin pwning 1337 haxor trophy whore. Caleb: Damn man! All I was asking was if you got GTA! We cool, right? Cool like Guns 'N Roses? Jason: Fuck it, ugly cocksucker you can go suck a big, fat, juicy master chief penis. I'll bet it's green like his armor. Caleb: You suck trophy whore. You're so sexy and awesome and you have a PS3. Everyone should worship you now. |
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| 41. | Achievement HUnter | ||
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Someone who plays 360 and/or Live PC games for fun but also will not stop playing the game for good until her/she has all the achievements. You got...
Oblivion: 1250/1250 Rock Band: 1000/1000 ... Dance Dance Revolution Universe: 1000/1000 ... Woah!!! You are an achievement hunter! |
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| 42. | Gamerscore Whore | ||
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Somebody who will do anything to get achievements of Xbox 360. You: I have about 5000g
Them: Really? I have 30000g! You: Well you're a bit of a Gamerscore Whore, aren't you? Them: Yes |
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