Xandie is the best redhead to ever grace this planet. Whenever the numeral 8 appears in midair in the starry sky, Xandie will soon arrive to fill the area with her wondrous presence. When Xandie is in a room, laughter fills it. She is Ohio's only sexy cat lady. That fateful day at Latch-key changed the course of history forever. If you are lucky enough to know her, then your life will be filled with Booboo Baabaa Deedees and the beautiful sound of flutes.
Hey, your car smells like cat. Xandie must be coming! The great 8 has appeared in the sky! SHE IS COMING!