Top Definition
A homeless, xbox playing faggot, who has absolutely no friends, nor life. He pleasures himself whilst playing the game, and will ejaculate as soon as he calls in UAV. He uses very many UAV's, which contributes to his very short ejaculation time. He uses his sniper rifle as a device to pleasure himself in the anus. 413k represents the 413,000 people who have questioned his sexual orientation.
x413Kx: OH MY GOD UAV! OHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone: This dudes gay.
by Shockey19 November 24, 2011

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