An ingenious invention made by microsoft, ruined by hard ass 6th graders with smooth undropped balls that think they're tough swearing after every sentence.
Last week on xbox live:
12 year old kid: GET OUT AND UNINSTALL THE GAME YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
Clever adult: Oh you remember that too huh? Great times in 3rd grade.
12 year old: LOL WHAT THE FUCK. GHETTO DOUCHE I GET STRAIGHT A'S YOU MANGINA
(superreymysterio619 has left the game)
A place where there are many old, lonely, horny guys who hit on younger girls and want to "exchange picture" or "do things" in video chat
*In the xbox live dashboard watching a movie*
Random Perv: Hey, wanna video chat or exchange pics?"
Jenna: No thanks Im all good.
Random Perv: please? im so horny =( *sends picture of dick*
Jenna: No really im ok, why not try some whore on uno? *blocks*
Where most young, horney guys go to look for a one night stand.
Dumb, horney Xbox live kid: Hey, do you like dick???
An interactive online service offered by Microsoft for Xbox owners. People can talk to their friends, play multiplayer games with other people, and buy songs, games, and other goods from the marketplace. You also get to create your own avatar and customize it with different clothing and physical features.
Some of the down sides are that you have to pay for Live, but it's not to costly (Only $50 a year) and a large population of Live members are none other than naive and spoiled little 10 year old brats that think they are kickass at Halo.
Xbox Live is...well...live?
A gaming service provided by Microsoft. A good way to make others feel bad if they are noobs.
Hey chad lets go on Xbox live and make fun of some noobs on Halo 3
Skyping for Guys. A way for guys to chat without feeling gay about it.
Why would I have Skype, when I got Xbox Live?
a hive of scum and villainy
"OH YEAH I KILLED YOU. TEA BAG TEA BAG!"
"I AM THE LORD OF XBOX LIVE!"