x-boned 

When two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an "X" shape.

"I boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out... of her driveway."

x-boned by lemminginstinct April 16, 2010

Xboned 

The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.

Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned

Xboned by Bootzy June 12, 2013

xboned 

Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one

Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.

xboned by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013

xboned 

When you pay the price for getting an xbone.

Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.

xboned by jamndamn May 22, 2013

Xboner 

1. An Xbox One player.
2. A Microsoft fanboy.

xXQu1cKsC0pEzXx420SephirothXx is your typical Xbone player; he is an Xboner.

Xboner by xXQu1cKsC0pEzXx420SephirothXx June 28, 2013

xbone 

An abbreviation for Xbox One, the third video game console released by Microsoft. Seemingly originated as a marginally easier way to type the name in social networks, the term was soon adopted by skeptics using it to derisively refer to the console after its controversial introduction.

No way in hell I'm touching the Xbone, man. Always-on mic and Kinect cam? I already have enough with my neighbors spying on me in my living room.

xbone by stormyteacup May 27, 2013

xbone 

Microsoft's third console. The xbox, the 360, the xbone. 1. Xbox (sixth generation) 2. Xbox 360 (seventh generation) 3. Xbox One (eighth generation).

Her: Hey, have you heard about the xbone? It sounds a lot like a $500 voice-activated TV remote.
Him: I guess that's what happens when the brain dead with sub-human IQ take over your marketing department?

xbone by jamndamn May 22, 2013