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The hardest and utmost degree of core; the most X-treme level of core attainable. billy: So I was fucking this girl in a jacuzzi, and I was on it so hard I hit my face on the side and broke my tooth.
me: Shit dude...so did you finish? billy: FUCK YEAH...*walks away like a badass* me: Damn that guy is x core. |
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| 2. | X-TREME | ||
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Something of the ‘Holy Shit’ factor; usually extreme. person a: dude, that wheelie was X-TREME.
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| 3. | X-TREME | ||
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A marketing ploy targeting the 13-17 demographic, in which ordinary commodities are presented to our unwitting youth as "crazy" and/or "totally awesome!" when in fact they are just pumped full of blue and red dyes and packaged in shiny bags. Dude, want some of my X-treme potato chips? No, you fucking retard.
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| 4. | X-Treme Tap Dancing | ||
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Verb, to tap dance so crazily that you can't see you feet. Crap that guy can X-Treme Tap Dance
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| 5. | extreme | ||
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A marketing ploy to make kids want to buy things with their parent's money.
Stuff + X-TREME name + SHOUTING VOICES AND CAPITAL LETTERS = Kids' moneys!!1!! Honestly, why would you want regular, plain ol' boring yogurt when you could get... X-TREME YOGURT!!! A blast of nondescript flavorings and bacteria IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
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| 6. | X-box | ||
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The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape. Lives solely off it "superior Graphics." "Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"
"We need to launch a console..." "Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it." Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look. |
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| 7. | extreme | ||
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One step down from the word X-treme.
It's commonly known that doing anything to the extreme is cool and all but only without the "E" at the start does something become so far out it's not even funny. "Hey, check this out, I was walking down the street and then jumped off the kerb...to the extreme!"
"psht, I jumped off a kerb last week to the X-Treme, that's right, no "E" at the start!" "Holy shit, you're my hero, can I have your babies?" "No, your uterus couldn't handle my X-TREME sperm." "ok" |
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