Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.
"The Dr. is such an x-panda"
"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"
"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
a crazy guy, who's really loved and desired, playfully childish and can make anyone smile. Loved by so many yet so insecure. The most amazing guy you will EVER meet, he's different a good listener, romantic, amazing, usually named Mikey. Amazingly attractive, phenomenal personality and a heart warming smiling. Melts your heart when he touches you, an makes your skin tingle as he kisses you. Loves to be Loved. Smells amazing and has the most sexiest smile, in the world. Beautiful eyes that glisten and soft bouncy hair. Hard to keep your hands off someone as amazing as Crazy Panda as he's wanted by so many! completely and utterly irrestistable, for being such a cute hopeless romantic. Hot inside and out.
Friend 1: i was out with a right crazy panda last night!
Friend 2: really!? omg im jealous, i heard they're romantic?
Friend 1: yeah they are.. he gave me a fake rose and told me he'd love me till the last rose dies..x
The absolute, positively worst person, place or thing. The word is slang developed in Oakville, Ontairo. It is used roughly in every fifth sentence per group of teenage guys.
~This definition contains the intresting calculations for chate aswell as a fairly long story about it's orgin if you scroll further down =D
This mathematical equasion should show just how commonly the word is used this.
>Approx. 12-16 males = 1 200 000
>Approx. 7 Kids per group makes...
1 200 000/7 = Aprrox. 171 000 groups
>With Approx. 1 Sentence said every 20 seconds.
Chate will be said every 1 minute and 40 seconds or roughly 42 times per hour.
42 x 171 000
>Chate aprrox. is said 7 182 000 times per hour, 172 368 000 times per day and 62 914 320 000 times per year.
>Because groups aren't always And are ussaly only together 4 hours per day we can come to a final conclusion.
Chate is said 7 182 000 times per hour, 28 728 000 times per day and a grand total of 10 485 720 000. Roughly an astounding 10.5 BILLION times per year.
There is a myth about a boy named chate and this is believed by some people to be the true orgin of the word. This long and gruesome story may hopefully affend some readers.
~The Story of Chate~more...
There once lived a young boy whose named was Chate Willams. He was to live an awful horrible life, and die an awful horrible death. He had pasty, ghost white skin and thin black hair. No one knows much more of his face, as some say he was without a face at all. On the day of his birth his parents rushed young Chate to the hospital. His parents had lived on easy street ever since they won a small fortune of some 200000$ during their honeymoon, they even had a small pendant made of 24 karat gold with the name "Chate" ingraved on it. They had picked a name suitable for a boy or girl but really was appropriate for niether.
During their rush to the hospital they were side swiped buy a large black van. They spun out and under a semi-truck that tore through the roof of the car shredding the head off of Mr.Willams. The mrs still in back seat fearing for her and Chate's lives had been impaled through her right shoulder by a large piece of shredded roof. She had been ducked down, safe, dueing breathing exercises. As she stared deeply at the cracked bone , the singed flesh and blood slowly dripping off her arm she began to black out. Only to be jolted back by the sound of the jaws of life ripping through the torn apart car. She was rushed to the hospital but the baby was delivered in the ambulance and as did the mother die.
Chate was taken into an orphanage after his time in the hospital. As he aged he was disliked by the other children and even ...
Dave had got himself a wrap of pandawang for the party and was looking pretty 'wanged-out.
Engrish is a form of English used from quite a few Japanese people learning English. Usually those people only learn it if they're friends with a foreigner or they are not trying that hard at English.
Engrish is slurred and they try to use R's for the sounds not in their language. (I.E. A few letters in the Alphabet arent in the Japanese Alphabet, like X and V). It sounds hilarious and they seem quite good to other Japanese, but to americans its HILARIOUS!
Those people are definately NOT trying hard to learn English, therefore it was named Engrish, for the Japanese people who suck at English.
Alot of times its in Japanese college because of the whole foreign student issue, people try to learn english ASAP to interact and speak with the foreigner for many reasons.
Lets say, foreigner was speaking to classmate, who met his enemy! Foreigner is Adam, Classmate is Shinobu, and Enemy is Mayagi Here is their Engrish example from an anime that I found (dunno the names surry):
Shinobu is walking down and his friend Adam sees him, before Mayagi sees him in his car.
Mayagi: Oi, Shinobu! *gets out of car*
Adam: Hey, Shinobu! *runs from behind* Did you see Panda vs. Higi Panda on TV last night?
Shinobu: *doesnt realise mayagi is there* Neah! I wuz roaring on ze fror raffing!
Mayagi: Dude! Who's that *points at Adam, shocking Shinobu from his appearance*
Adam: Who's that?
Shinobu: You zont have to know. Get rin my rouse.
Adam: *walks away with shinobu* ah.
Mayagi: *grabs shinobu*
Mayagi: Not ro worry. He rill be rif me for rile.
Adam: Hey! *watches as Shinobu and Mayagi drive off, abandoning him*
thats the best example I could think of from an anime.
when a guy has a little tufty tash on his chin just below his bottom lip which looks like chin pubes!
jill:ryan wat the fuk is that on your chin?
ryan:wat u mean. i just like to be different!
jill:they look like chin pubes, shorter name for it chobs! is it cause u got a subaru?
ryan:no i got a panda!
verb: when people are about to say something then all of a sudden they say "never mind" or "nvm" or "nothing" or "i shouldn't tell you" once they say they need to tell you something or they're about to say something. This often pisses people off because they expect something but the person gives up on saying it. Also, people could be saying this just to catch attention so it does in fact get annoying because the attention you're getting is the "you piss people off" attention. Minev is derived from the "mind" in "nevermind" which the "min" in "mind" goes in to minev. and never is added to the end.
Shelly (9:38:02 PM): did i tell you about eddie ?
Panda(9:38:14 PM): naw
Shelly (9:39:29 PM): hahaha
Shelly (9:39:47 PM): i feel bad
Panda(9:45:47 PM): wassup?
Panda(9:45:49 PM): ?
Panda(9:45:51 PM): well what were you gonna tell me
Panda(9:45:52 PM): about him
Shelly (9:46:02 PM): mm nevermind
I deleted some of the stuff we said in the middle, but it was a really long conversation as you can tell from the time. All of a sudden, she changes her mind...why does she have to minev me?