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AKA sakabato. A fictional type of reverse-edged Japanese sword that has been made popular by Himura Kenshin (Eng: Kenshin Himura) in Ruroni Kenshin Meiji Kenkaku Romantan manga/anime (US, manga: Rurouni Kenshin: Meiji Swordsman Romantic Story; anime: Samurai X). Generally, curvy swords are sharp on the part where the blade curves outward while the part that the blade curves inward is blunt. A sakabatou is sharp on the blade that curves inward instead, thus making it a pacifist or not deadly sword. As the ninja left an opening, the samurai struck the ninja's stomach with his sakabatou; only to left the ninja to wonder painfully why he is not dead yet.
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| 16. | hippo | ||
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Short for "hippopotamus" (Hippopotamus amphibius) and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae. A large, funny-looking, semi-aquatic, mostly plant-eating African mammal resambling a fat horse-pig hybrid whose pissed off at life and spends most of its time slacking around and jerking off in ponds and rivers. Despite their stocky shape and short legs, hippos can easily outrun a human (some have been clocked at 30 mph (48 km/h), faster than an Olympic sprinter). They have a taste human babies, catholic priests, and crocodiles and are thought to be Africa's most dangerous animal. They are totally awesome and on the very top of the food chain, so they can eat whatever they want WHENEVER they want. People in Africa have learned to fear and respect hippos because of their fierce character and complete randomness, ironically, the same things that makes them so cool and awesome. Kid 1: Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a hippo?!
Kid 2: Well, the ninja of course! Kid 1: WRONG!! Ninjas and hippos balance each other on awesomeness and sweetness, so the battle would rage on forever! *A ninja chops Kid 1's head while a hippo eats Kid 2's head , then they high-five and walk toward the sunset holding hands...* |
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| 17. | X-wars | ||
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A browser based MMORPG that revolves around a sci-fi genre that thousands of players from around the world duke it out in an outerspace slug fest of wits and cunning. after a week on x-wars i have a strong enough fleet to ninja this guy into atking me by using my resources as a lure for him to fall into my gigantic fleet waiting around the corner.
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| 18. | afro ninja | ||
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some white guy with an Afro that some stupid blond probably likes god look at that afro ninja
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| 19. | left hand man | ||
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1. In a wedding party, the next ranking groomsman after the best man. Often the X-factor at the bachelor party, and wedding reception responsible for turning things up a notch. 2. On a gang or team, the third ranking member. Often a wild card or tough guy. "After winning and then losing 3 grand at the blackjack tables, I brought a couple strippers back to the bachelor party suite, and finished them both off. Just another night glorious night as a left hand man."
Historical examples: Mr. T in The A-Team, Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, Dennis Rodman on the Chicago Bulls, Raphael from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', Will Ferrel in 'Old School', Booger in 'Revenge of the Nerds', |
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| 20. | Ninja Post | ||
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Noun - A post the sneaks in before another on a message board. Replying to the same post, and often contain the same message. Chris: Is DDR3 and DDR2 compatible with each other? - 18 minutes ago.
Tom: No. - 3 minutes ago. Bob: Nope. - 3 minutes ago. L33Tjack: haha Bob is pwnd by a Ninja post! xD - 0 minutes ago |
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| 21. | Pavle | ||
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An uber-pwning super god ninja gamer genius. Also know to speak in an incomprehensible tongue he describes as "l33t5" and incessantly quotes video games and tv. Dude! This guy got 37-0 in Groundwar deathmatch. He even threw a knife and killed me across the map. He must be a pavle.
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