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The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
by GetoutofLaramie April 12, 2007
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Possibly the most ignored unpopulated state in America.
Wyoming? Where the fuck is Wyoming?
by Alicia July 01, 2003
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A place where one car on the road is a "normal day", two cars on the road is "there's some traffic out there", three cars on the road is "it's pretty busy on the road", and four cars on the road is "rush hour."
Wyoming is a state in the US.
by IwonderwhatIputhere February 03, 2007
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Its shaped like Colorado
by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003
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The state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when Yellowstone erupts.
Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.
by Tegabater September 20, 2007
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Supposedly a state in the United States. In reality, wyoming does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from wyoming. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through wyoming, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. This knowledge is commonly introduced to high school freshmen.
Blond chick: Hey, I'm going to wyoming for vacation!
Sexy red-haired dude: No, you're not. It doesn't exist.
by amckenzie April 09, 2008
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Chicago is the windy city, Wyoming is the Windy State.

Has many, many natural resources (only Texas produces more oil) and has some of, if not the largest coal mines in the world, not many people, but generally accepting of others, so long as they don't butt into other people's lives. Often said to hold true to the Constitution (that all men are created equal), and where liberals are generally looked down upon (especially when liberal groups try to stuff laws down our throats, just look up a few things from the Matthew Shephard Case, the media and many gay rights activist groups tried to force new laws on us and make us into hicks), fairly Conservative (we may have a Democrat for a Governor, but he did not approve of any of the Democratic Candidates), the people of Southern Wyoming don't really like the Greenies (Coloradans) too much, especially during "border wars" between Universities of the 2 states.
The reason that Wyoming is so windy is because Montana blows and Colorado sucks.

Texas lost their Cowboy way, so it's down to Wyoming now.

Cowboy Up. (Means, in short, to toughen up for whatever comes your way).
by A Wyoming Guy January 25, 2008
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