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Women wear jeweled dicks. Often done by lesbian hoes to get each other off. The jewel is said to bring magical qualities to the experience. Susie: Hey Mollie, put on that jeweled dick and ram me good and hard!
Mollie: Okay hun, here goes! Susie: Ohhhhhh...... (orgasmic pleasure abounds) |
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The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB. What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.
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Stands for "What Would Jesus Do?", where "Jesus" refers to Jesus of Nazareth (see New Testament). Often printed on cheap bracelets or along the length of lanyards.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation. "I'm not sure if I should write this webpage script in Perl, Java or PHP. Hmm, What Would Jesus do?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry." "Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?" |
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Acronym for the popular phrase "Who Wants Jelly Doughnuts." People often display thier doughnut pride by wearing WWJD bracelets.
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Abbreviation of "What would Jesus do?" Intended to serve as a reminder to Christians that Jesus Christ should be the model for their morality. Very popular among people who are too stupid to know the answer to the question. Jesus would drink beer, watch NASCAR, and own as many shotguns as the law allowed.
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This famous acronym stands for What Would Jesus Do? A lot of people don't understand this very much. Well, if you are in a heated situation and you don't know what to do, think what Jesus would've done (because whatever he did, it was considered as a righteous action). Teacher: Did you cheat on the exam?
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr. Smith. |
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An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left. Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD? Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left. |
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We Want Jack Daniel's. There's not much else to say really.
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