What would Jimmy Buffett do?
You are shitfaced drunk because it's 5 o'clock somewhere in the world. Should you sober up and become a responsible person or have another boat drink?
Wear a hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, and have a frozen margarita in each hand.
Acronym for "What Would James Bond
Used when one wonders what James Bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.
You're tied to a chair and are being whacked in the balls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.
He'd laugh his ass off and inform the dude that the whole world's gonna know he died scratching his balls.
Acronym for "What Would Jack Bauer Do?!?!"
Person 1: You have 24 hours to save the world
Person 2: WWJBD!!
What Would James Bond Do
When you're in a shitbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of James Bond.
Oh Shit...i thought this one night stand 3-way with these 2 smokin Russian hotties was too easy...bitches tied me up and are planning on using a big ol' table mounted laser to kill me...hmm...W.W.J.B.D.?
What Would James Bond Do.
You are in a socially awkward situation and you need guidance on how to remain looking cool. Think! What would James Bond Do?
Last night that girl blew me out, so I'm sitting in the restaurant on my larry
like a looser, people are starring at me. So I think, WWJBD, so I pulled
the waitress and shagged
her at my hotel
Acronym for "What would John Bonham do?"
Used in situations when drummers, particularly Rock drummers, are having trouble coming up with, or executing a drum part or fill in a piece of music.
A guitarist says to the drummer he wants his new song to start with a cool drum fill. The drummer then thinks to himself WWJBD!
What Would Jesus' Brother Do?
Hey, look. Everybody's all, "oooooh. What Would Jesus Do?" Yeah, but what about Jesus' BROTHER?!! Doncha think HE might like a little bit of the spotlight, every now and then? Do you think Jesus' brother is completely lacking in wit and wisdom?!! Think again! Next time, just try to imagine what the BROTHER of your precious Lord and Saviour would do. You might be surprised!
She: He took our bus seats!
He: (WWJBD?) Hey, Get out of that seat, fat-ass!