Wunderschnit 

Derived from the ancient Germanic act of bumping schlongs with no intent to do so. The ecstatic declaration ; “wunderschnit!!” and a grasping of right hands secures it as a true wunderschnit. It has been reported that participation in this wonderful coincidence is not limited to the most extreme senses of joy and satisfaction but a true dinky bump can have major physical and mental health benefits. Ancient Germanic tribes believed a wunderschnit conjugated the spirits for all eternity and fulfilled one’s earthly existence in the flesh.

Hans and Peter showering after hockey turned quickly as the shampoo fell to the ground. Hans being hung like a stovepipe and Peter having a modest but average horn accidentally bumped knobs. Having combined for 4 points and getting the win that night the shockingly realized that no moment in their mediocre and less then fulfilling lives mattered more than this. Together the screamed “Wunderschnit!!” Grasping hands and bonding their souls for all eternity.

Wunderschnit by Spankylangford March 11, 2023

wunderschnitzel 

The epitome of cool.

Dude, you're such a wunderschnitzel.

wunderschnitzel by Frederick the Great, the Free Loader June 11, 2006

Wunderscheisse

A combination of German words "wunder" and "scheisse" meaning wonderful and shit to create the wonderful shit. Wunderscheisse refers to the type of shit that comes out very quick and which does not require you to wipe your ass afterwards.
If already part of the social slang of a group, can be reduced to saying"wunder."

"Dude where's Chris?"
"Probably takin a Wunderschisse…"

"Where were you in math class man?"
"In da toilet, took the Wunderscheisse of the week."

"Ahh! I ate a shitload of chicken with mayo, expecting a Wunderscheisse tonight."

*coming out of the toilet*
"Chyeaa man! Biggest Wunderscheisse in ages, lets go have a celebratory beer somewhere."

"Man that gyros was rotten..."
"Ahh fuck, no Wunderscheisse for me for a while."

Wunderscheisse by AISB Blazers January 25, 2011

Wonderschlong 

1. The living legend, the god who walked the University of Miami's campus as a man, my friend...R.E.F.
2. Pussy magnet.

I don't know why, but that cute girl really likes Wonderschlong.

Wonderschlong by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Wunderschöne 

Something your girlfriend will say to describe you as Wonderfully beautiful.

German gf: you're so wunderschöne i could give so many gifts & hugs, my sweet cuddle Bären

Boyfriend: *feels spoiled by German gf*
*Gives gf big hug :3"

Wunderschöne by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021