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1. wtmff
What the motherfucking fuck?
Person 1: have you ever tried tasting your own semen no homo
Person 2: wtmff?!
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by mstksg Sep 8, 2008 add a video
2. wtmff
Abreviation of "What the motherfucking fuck?" Used to express intense confusion, exasperation, or misunderstanding. Can also be stated as "WTMFSQUARED."
"Hey man, I brought you this dead cat carcass."
"WTMFF, dude?! Throw that shit away!"

OR

"I'm not gonna be able to get you that half today, dog."
"WTMFSQUARED, man? You promised."
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