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57. Accidentally Stalking
The act of learning information about a person because of thing posted on a third web-page or face-book wall. This is usually followed by the mentioned information being referenced later, and the person not realizing that what they said was viewable by non-friends. Thus leading to the incorrect assumption that that they were being stalked.
Jill Posts-I need a vacation.- Viewable to Steve's News-feed.
Jane comments. You should totally come with my on mine. I'm going to Costa Rica!-Also viewable by Steve

LATER
In an unrelated post later Steve asks about Costa Rica Trip
Jill-That trip was a secret! How did you know!
Jane- How did you know about my trip?! STALKER!

Steve-WTF? It was on my Feed! It was Accidentally Stalking at worst!
58. Slutty Bitch
Slutty Bitch; To be an asshole;

To describe a state of emotion and/or behavior:

To be a slutty bitch to your friend that shares the cube wall with you at work and has to sit next to you all day, every day, forever proabably-and for no reason- yet its gotta be justified because its one of those bullshit issues that make you want to go home and consume massive amounts of alcohol and end up in your own vomit and piss and tears; but you cant. So, instead, you're just goig to 'be a slutty bitch today'.

Also can be used as a valid excuse- however this can only be with a good friend.. i.e; "Hey- wtf ! You were supposed to meet me for drinks after work and you never showed u?!" ..."Dude- Im sorry- I know- Im a slutty bitch-"

also known as/ interchangable with:

SB); (Slutty B); (Slutty Bizzle)
Slutty Bitch; To be an asshole;

To describe a state of emotion and/or behavior:

To be a slutty bitch to your friend that shares the cube wall with you at work and has to sit next to you all day, every day, forever proabably-and for no reason- yet its gotta be justified because its one of those bullshit issues that make you want to go home and consume massive amounts of alcohol and end up in your own vomit and piss and tears; but you cant. So, instead, you're just goig to 'be a slutty bitch today'.

Also can be used as a valid excuse- however this can only be with a good friend.. i.e; "Hey- wtf ! You were supposed to meet me for drinks after work and you never showed u?!" ..."Dude- Im sorry- I know- Im a slutty bitch-"

also known as/ interchangable with:

SB); (Slutty B); (Slutty Bizzle)
59. like strike
When you "like" everything on someone's Facebook wall. Comments, statuses, pictures, everything. This floods the person with notifications and is very annoying.
Me: Jenny was being a bitch on Facebook chat, so i'll like strike her wall.

Jenny: WTF is up with all of these notifications?
60. Like Bomb
The act of systematically liking everything on a person's wall either for funsies or revenge. The result? Probably a couple hundred notifications.
Tom: I'm wicked bored.

Matt: Me too.

Tom: Let's go like bomb the crap out of Chris's wall!

Matt: Sounds good.

Chris: WTF? WHY DO I HAVE 367 NEW NOTIFICATIONS?
61. Ogg
Someone so troll like and freakishly inhuman that they think they think they're sexualy irresistible! Taking pictures posing as dutty emos against a wall aiming to look 'hot.' They usually have retarded email addresses such as caveboy@live.com or fredlikesjaffacakes@hotmail.co.uk. In reality these people are socially retarded and at the bottom of the social ladder, making them complete losers.

Some may speak to an Ogg out of pitty, however in fear of becoming socially outcast they will only do so over msn and will NEVER add/accept them as a 'friend' on Facebook or follow them on Twitter.
In school and Ogg will be the boy or girl at the back of the class who draws pictures of emos kissing in the rain. In the hall ways cool people are likely to spit on Oggs or trip them, perhaps even shove them into other Oggs at an attempt of making an Ogg couple. This is known as Oggmaking, similar to match making but including to hideously ugly, socially retarded, freaks of nature.
Hot Guy: OMG, are you seeing what I'm seeing? Is that Ogg trying to sit on OUR side of the cafeteria? WTF is he doing? Let's go and piss in his lunch!
Friend of Hot Guy: Ahh but he may like it! And we can't risk that! I pissed on my ex girlfriend, she seemed to like it...
Hot Guy: That's true man, I mean she was fugly but not an Ogg like this guy, we can't risk him thinking we're offering him friendship, which may mean he'll think he's wanted on this earth and may mean he won't go home and commit suicide tonight :/
62. Coalgasm
The small orgasm that you get when you play minecraft and you find a shit-load of coal.say if you find a 20x20 wall and it is covered with coal. Also can be used with lavagasm, goldasm, and irongasm.
Person 1 " hey, if you find any co....coal? COAL???? COALLLL!!!

Person 2 "hey are you alright?"

Person 1 "yea, i just had a major coalgasm.
63. handicat
a very "special" breed of cat
boy- ur cats been staring at the wall for like 20 min.
girl- yeah he's handicat.
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