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wtd
What the duck

The *d* key is way too near the *f* key
-wtd r u on bout?

-There was a duck, chicken, and goose in a pond, and 1 got eaten. -W, td?
by necat November 19, 2005
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1.
WTD
Short for "Win The Day", a common phrase said among University of Oregon Duck Football Fans and Players. Coach Chip Kelley used this as his motto during Football practice.
Win The Day!!

-Coach Chip Kelley
WTD Founder
by Doggnutts January 10, 2011
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WTD
WANT THE DICK?...When time is consuming and you are able to say just one thing to a female that you think is a dime which is WANT THE DICK OR WTD????
Sean: Damn I wanna get my fuck on but I aint tryin to be in a relationship WTD(Want The Dick?)
Crystal: My place or yours?
by S.DIESEL1212 July 23, 2013
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wtd
what the deuce
wtd is your problem
by jordan May 26, 2004
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WTD
When you are trying to type WTF (what the fuck) and instead make a typo and type WTD, thus making (what the duck)
"WTD that is so whack!"

"I don't know WTD happened."
by Soph88 April 28, 2011
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5.
Why Today Doesn't Suck
After dinner, we had some WTDS cheesecake.
by poiuqwer March 07, 2011
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6.
Want That Dick Syndrome. A common medical condition usually affecting sluts (both male and female), drunk bitches, and normal non sluts on occasion in which a desire to come in contact with penis in any way shape or form is felt. Symptoms include wet vaginas, gaping assholes, promiscuous sexual behavior and low self esteem with a need to fill some emotional hole. WTDS is a normal condition that can have extreme states (see RWTDS "really want that dick syndrome). By law of nature this process occurs constantly everywhere.
Guy 1: Bitch got WTDS
Girl: What?
Guy 2: Yeah

Other girl : I feel some WTDS coming on

Gay Guy: That's what HE said girlfriend
by Reptilian Racist Babies May 18, 2013
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WTD
Instead of "What the fuck", it's "What the dick". Used to express surprise, anger, and other such emotions.
When i failed my calculus test and my friend laughed I was like dude WTD
by juanster July 29, 2010
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