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A white guy who gets toyed with by an asian hottie and then is not given any sexual release.
- Man, that smokin' asian was all over you in the club. Wish I was you last night!
- Ya, right. She bolted for home as soon as we left the club. Said her parents had a curfew.
- What, you didn't even get to jack on her bitty asian titties?!? Dude, you've been wonged! That shit ain't right.
wonged by Foo man choo November 22, 2011
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When someone or something is not right, they are referred to as a wrongen
"Those jesbians are proper wrongens!"
Wrongen by kezuke June 18, 2007
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Wronger than wrong 

Something said with so much error that anything following it is an absurd conclusion.

This phrase's first known utterance was from Isaac Asimov.
"When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." - Isaac Asimov

If you think that evolution means that monkeys should be turning into humans and that intelligent design is a scientific theory comparable to evolutionary theory then you are wronger than wrong.

wrongdezvous 

A completely ill advised meeting.
I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.
wrongdezvous by circushead August 27, 2006
when you make plans with a chick and at the last minute she says she's invited her friend along.
"made plans for a nice little day canoeing on the lake, then at the last minute I got Wonged and had to decline."
Wonged by lowestform July 19, 2012

Wrongderful

When something is so wrong it is awesome! Like Horror movies, strange occurances, funny odd stuff.
Wow the new Halloween By Rob Zombie was totally Wrongderful!
Wrongderful by lisamac November 24, 2007

wrongevity

The length of time a stubborn persistence of righteousness in a petty argument can be sustained despite proof to the contrary.
Stewart's innate sense of wrongevity was only closely contested by his utter inablility to hit the toilet bowl.
wrongevity by Thingything July 11, 2009