wrong-way wang 

A boner that goes completely up towards your belly button. Completely straight up, if you were to pee, you would get piss in your face. Usually occurs when one is really horny.

Dude i saw a picture of ur mom last night

And?

I got a wrong-way wang

Wow you are such an incestual freak.

wrong-way wang by Harry Schroeder #6 September 4, 2007

Wrong Way Robinson 

An accident which occurs in the act of hooking up in which the male inadvertently fingers the female's anus when he was trying to finger the vagina. The male often has no idea he has made the mistake until the female brings it to his attention.

My boyfriend was so drunk last night he pulled a Wrong Way Robinson on me...he accidentally fingered my butt-hole.

Wrong Way Robinson by Parsballs November 14, 2010

Wrong Way Roll 

When the toliet paper is on facing the wrong way, due to the simple oversight of some retard who put it on backwards.

I was all ready to take a nice dump, but then i found myself staring at a Wrong Way Roll.
Dang Custodians...

Wrong Way Roll by Dead Last October 12, 2009

Wrong-way Rocket 

Fuck someone in the ass.

I gave your mom a wrong-way rocket last night. Twice.

Wrong-way Rocket by rocketmanboner December 18, 2008

wrong way jose 

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors

That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.

wrong way jose by Bike Man November 12, 2009

Wrong-Way Driver 

A driver, most likely intoxicated or suicidal, who drives on the wrong side of the road because he's stupid.

Watch out for Wrong-Way Drivers in Britain, there are lots of them.

Wrong-Way Driver by helpmeimlonely August 6, 2020

wrong way to run a railroad 

not the best way of doing something

To exclude someone based on rumors or urban legends is the wrong way to run a railroad.

wrong way to run a railroad by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2011