What am I doing wrong 

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

What am I doing wrong by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG 

The proper way to tell someone they are doing something incorrectly.

Emo: -tries to commit suicide with butter knife-

Person: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG by Goddess_Freya May 5, 2008

"You're doing it wrong." 

Its what you would say to someone who is failing it miserably, or got "ownt".

"I tried to cut my wrists with an electric razor.""You're doing it wrong."

"You're doing it wrong." by [RFA]Quiksilver March 30, 2008

thong doing you wrong 

A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking

Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."

thong doing you wrong by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

doing nothing wrong

being a complete fucking asshole to someone who doesn’t need it

boy: i was doing nothing wrong though
friend: that’s why she broke up with you

doing nothing wrong by ratwhores October 25, 2019

Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing 

a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible

Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~

I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~

Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing by Eff-bomb May 9, 2008

When doing the opposite goes wrong

You are just blindly doing the opposite of random shit that I tell you to do and when doing that has consequences you blame me for it as thought I didn't tell you what was going to happen.

Hym Iam "This is what happens when doing the opposite goes wrong. I say investigate the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, you tell yourself 'I'm GoNnA dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Look at that I was telling truth, right about what it would cause, and right about how handle it but now it's caused dozens of deaths. I said to give me the credit and pay me for my work on AI if the theory hashes out you do the opposite I'm sitting here unable to get healthcare and the rest of you are huffing methane along with whatever else is happening. You can't just blindly do the opposite of the shit I tell you to do and expect me to share them blame or the proceeds of my labor. You are being so fucking stupid about this it can't not be criminal and if you don't stop pretending you are not going to be able to give me enough to get me to agree to not harm you."

When doing the opposite goes wrong by Hym Iam March 26, 2026